Spaceship sightings expected for weeks

CNN ^ | July 27 2002 | Richard Stenger

[2Trievers]

You have such inner charm ... &;-)

[sleavelessinseattle]

Well seeing as I can obtain a 360 degree field of vision if I comb my "hair" properly, I'd think an attractive female (like I'm told by reliable males of your genus you are) would appreciate unobstructed use of the rearview mirror to apply your primitive tribal facial paints, while I operate the apallingly inefficient internal combustion transport referred to as a porch see without having to turn my head to view pursuing NSA operatives seeking our superior Martian technology in digital watch design!

[2Trievers]

Objects in the mirror appear closer than they are ... &;-)

[sleavelessinseattle]

Please do not stimulate my paranoic lobes with your staid..."look out behind you!" tactics, Earth female. Why are you now laughing at the intersection of my distal locomotive organs! My antennae are shrinking! When did you retrieve the Tire iron from the inadequate Porch storage compartment and Why are you swinging it vigorously at my head protrusion? Ow...I believe that is the correct earth term...for impending consciousness interruption?...YES! I remember the language induction tape like it was yesterday...I will hibernate now...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzTHUMP....

Earth Chicks 1 Martians Azippo!