The Chicago Police injected (micro)chip/transmitter into my cheekbone (head) ...

Independent Media Center ^ | Mon May 13 '02 | Caroline Baird

[OXENinFLA]

Pardon me while I break out my tin-foil.

[ned]

I am from Australia. They ask if I am French. I am pretty. My daughter is beautiful. The Chicago Police ( a police officer from District 11) injected (micro)chip/transmitter into my cheekbone (head) and other women in the building.

This is a common problem in the Midwest. I don't know of a good solution, but I would recommend against admitting you are French.

Even if you're not.

[valkyrieanne]

I saw this TV show; it was called the X-Files.

[Cultural Jihad]

LOL! "indymedia.org" is infested by subversive leftists. The article's headline was actually: "The European remain humble (english)"

[Jonathon Spectre]

What?

[hellinahandcart]

She needs a lawyer who speaks her language. I recommend Colin Ferguson.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

Phone number to James D. Montgomery and Johnny Cochoran and Sherman Randall and Robert Montgomery is 312-977-0200.

I say we call him and tell him not to mess with man, because we're watching him. walk around the room eight times while eating two hard boiled eggs and we might leave you alone.

[WSGilcrest]

I thought that somewhere in the article they were going to claim to have $25m and several thousand carats of diamonds that they wanted me to hold for safe keeping.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

I meant: 217-239-1046 although it would be fun to mess with Johnny C*ckring as well.

[porte des morts]

Boy, it sure sounds like she has enough problems, without hanging around these supporters.....Other interested parties: Rev. Paul Jakes 773-265-0909; Mary Powers (COPA) 312-663-5392; ACLU (312) 312-201-9760 (Privacy group that is hesitant to support us); Reverand Damon Lynch (513) 821-0704; Mark Allen (Rainbow Push) 773-373-3366; Al Kindle (773) 536-6400; Walter Perkins (Chicago Urban League); NAACP Director Chicago Illinois; Rev. Al Sharpton, New York City; Rev. Jesse Jackson; Rev. Hatch Organization (Push westside Chicago) 773-287-5051; Frank Main (Chicago Suntimes Newspaper) 312-645-5615; E-mail Suntimes (Metro@Suntimes.com), Newspaper(Beverlyreview@earthlink.com); The Chicago Reader 312-828-0350; tmarlan@earthlink.com. Merci; thank you add your own comments

With friends like this...etc....

[dighton]

I lived in Chicago. Police gave me an implant. They do it for everyone. Now I can hear Cubs games. Without a radio. Or TV. God bless the Chicago police. This woman is lucky Her daughter is lucky. I am happy. Please tell this story to everyone.

[eddie willers]

LOL...merci

[Little Bill]

Big Guy

Our commie buddies are getting stranger and stranger, makes you kinda long for the 'toon days when the lines were drawn in the sand.

Bill

[humblegunner]

"The European remain humble (english)"

Odd, I don't feel European...

[Charles Henrickson]

Makes sense to me.

[Charles Henrickson]

Janet, get back on your meds.

[Thinkin' Gal]

I need support from the people of France otherwise I will die.

The prognosis doesn't look good.

[SEA]

I suggest she write to Mayor Daley and Oprah Winfrey. They have paid money and given media to stranger sorts. She may be sitting on a gold mine.

[Cachelot]

I am happy. Please tell this story to everyone.

It is the aliens I tell you, the aliens. They followed that little thingy home and now they're everywhere.