Rocker Ozzy Osbourne Tried to Hang Self

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[Uncle Meat]

That should be "Doomsday"

[Destructor]

"Original comment by StoneColdGOP: It doesn't cost a cent to clean the Alamo."

"All it takes is a water hose, and the rocker piss stain is gone."

That may be so, but it's the principle of the thing! People died at the Alamo fighting for freedom! Why not go piss on the Independence Hall in Philadelphia? Why not go piss on a soldier's grave in Arlington National Cemetary? Why not go piss on the White House? I mean there are some things that just should not be done- and pissing on the Alamo is one of those things!

[Destructor]

"BUt it would help keep the place open and clean for visitors."

The Alamo is "open and clean for visitors" now without being used as a toilet by anybody! Is it your contention that rich people should be allowed to do whatever they want- just because they have money?

[Aquinasfan]

I thank God that I didn't have a childhood like Ozzy's. I can understand now why he is like he is.

[Destructor]

I guess not, if your definition of "reality" is that it's okay to piss on the Alamo.

[cibco]

I wonder what will happen to the Alamo when Mexico takes Texas back?

[JoshGray]

Take?

Can't we give?

[Lazamataz]

I wonder what will happen to the Alamo when Mexico takes Texas back?

Any attempt by the states to secede from the Union will cause a quick, decisive attack by a superior United States Armed forces.

Any attempt to conquer Texas by Mexico will cause a quick, decisive attack by a superior United States Armed forces.

[cibco]

I think they are in the procces right now. Where are our troops?

[Lazamataz]

I think they are in the procces right now. Where are our troops?

I know all about La Raza and Aztlan, and La Reconquista, but I think it is a fools errand. I do, however, forsee the same situation arising between 'Aztlanians' and Americans as exists between 'Palestinians' and Israelis.

[cibco]

We got more to watch than "OZ". ;0)

[Kevin Curry]

All it takes is a water hose, and the rocker piss stain is gone.

In the future, Ozzy "small talent-no class" Osbourne would be wise to relieve himself only on your home or pantleg. That way you can yuck it up and beg for his autograph, he can oblige by fingerpainting his name on your shirt using his feces, and the rest of us can ignore you both.

[SarahW]

You can pee on my leg if you give me ten thousand dollars.

[SarahW]

Well, maybe not, but you could pee on my my house.

[Destructor]

I have no desire to pee on your leg...

[Destructor]

...or your house.