Hillary Tells NRA Member: I Used to Be a Duck Hunter

Newsmax.com ^ | June 2, 2002 | Carl Limbacher

[oceanperch]

Heh Heh. Sweet.

[friendly]

"PETA (trusted Hillary) that found out she blows cute little birdies out of the sky"

Well, technically the ducks catch one glimpse of Hillary and fall out of the sky.

[Charles Henrickson]

AFLAC!!!

[Paul Atreides]

The Clintons just have to be all things to all people. Their stories change with the wind.

My, how September 11 has changed things.

[bescobar]

Lame Duck Hunter, She bagged the biggest lump of lame-duck that would leave any hunter envious

[oceanperch]

I had a Elmer and Daffy Flash myself. Heh

[Paul Atreides]

HILLPAC!!!

[muggs]

What a freakin liar.she prolly never fired a gun/rifle ever!

[Paul Atreides]

What a freakin liar.she prolly never fired a gun/rifle ever!

At least not a time she'd admit to under oath.

[oceanperch]

LOL Priceless Charles Priceless.

[friendly]

(In the following performance of the work of the immortal Chuck Jones, the part of Elmer Fudd is being performed tonight by Hillary Clinton)

HILLARY: Now I got you... you wabbit!! Heh-heh-heh...

BUGS: (Bites... crunch, crunch, crunch) (Mouth full) Say, Doc (chew, chew), are you tryin' to get yourself in trouble with the law? This ain't wabbit-huntin' season...

HILLARY: It's not!?!

BUGS: No! It's duck-huntin' season!!

DAFFY: That, sir, is an inmitigated frabication!! It's rabbit season!!

BUGS: Duck season!

DAFFY: Wabbit season!!

BUGS: Duck season!!

DAFFY: Wabbit season!!!

BUGS: (sly look to camera) Wabbit season!!

DAFFY: Duck season!!

BUGS: Wabbit season!!

DAFFY: I say it's duck season and I saw Fire!! (Elmer fires. Daffy's bill is blown askew.) Hmmmmm... Let's try that again!!

BUGS: Okay...

DAFFY: I'll start it this time!

BUGS: R-right.

DAFFY: Wabbit season!

BUGS: Duck season.

DAFFY: Wabbit season!

BUGS: Wabbit season.

DAFFY: Duck season. Fire!!! (Hillary again fires, displacing Daffy's bill.) (Grimly) Okay... This time you start it!

BUGS: Whatever you say... W... abbit.

DAFFY: Duck! Fire!! (This time Daffy's head and bill are upside down.) Whatha matter... Everythingth upside down... Can't make headth or tailth of thingth...

[Fred Mertz]

Thanks for the quotes.

[Hoosier Patriot]

I'm shocked to fing out 'ol Hillary was a waterfowler. But I was also blown away when I found out Senator Feinstein won a rifle match event. Here she is just after the event celebrating her victory and demonstrating her winning methods.

There is a definate history connecting Democrats and firearms. Hillary, just like Diane, is merely following tradition.

[Mo1]

ROFLMBO ... I LOVE IT!!!

[jonascord]

You have to aim for between the eyes. Only a brain shot will bring down a charging Canadian... "Boy, hand me the Gibbs Nitro-Express..."

[Paul Atreides]

Ugh! What a picture.

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

I've been charged and badly mauled by a Canadian goose, after hitting it three times with a .458 Winchester. Trust me, use nothing less than a .50 BMG.

Every serious Canadian goose hunter should have one of these:

[Hoosier Patriot]

Yes, repugnant is the word that comes to mind. Nice AK she's holding however. Folding stock and drum magazine. I surmise it might have been a personal gift from one of her close ChiCom friends. One of the perks of her position, I suppose.

[RonDog]

Could there be any connection between the HRC/duck hunter story, and THIS one?

Hillary the Centrist Presidential Candidate (The Mother of All Barf Alerts)
Newsweek | May 31, 2002 | Eleanor Clift
Posted on 6/2/02 4:55 AM Pacific by Ordinary_American

"The former First Lady is positioning herself as a showy centrist for Campaign 2008."

[Hoosier Patriot]

Every serious Canadian goose hunter should have one of these:

Agreed, but with one caveat. Every serious Canada goose hunter should have two of these, in case a quick follow up shot is necessary.