Latin phrases, slightly altered (Vanity)

My brain | May 12, 2002 | TrappedInLiberalHell

[RedBloodedAmerican]

joint session of Congress

They roll joints? I thought they did lines. Hmm.

[RippleFire]

Herpes corpus - Bubba, his own self

[lizma]

Veni, Vidi, Bitchy

Veni, Vidi, Velcro.
I came, I saw, I stuck around.

[PJ-Comix]

Oops, No Facto: Either Clinton testifying before a Grand Jury.

[PJ-Comix]

Packs Romana: Bill Clinton taking his latest girlfriend, Romana Diaz, along with him on a trip.

[PJ-Comix]

She Pluribus Unum: Out of many chix, one really hot one.

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

A few more I came up with:

Prima Fishy: Used to describe the Dems flimsy evidence used to back up their rejection of Pickering
Harpie Diem: Hillary's rallying cry when it comes time to decide whether or not to run for President
Quod Erot Dems'll Strand Him: Hanging Gore out to dry as a sacrificial lamb in 2004
Dictum: Bill Clinton's shorthand, used to affirm that he did indeed have sexual relations with a woman

[fnord]

Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum - the motto of the DNC

Handy Latin Phrases

[PJ-Comix]

E Tu Renee: Clinton hitting on his latest girlfriend.

[PJ-Comix]

Sick Temper Tyrannus: Description of Roger Clinton's temperament.

[PJ-Comix]

Cavity Emptor: Description of Peter Jennings' head.

[PJ-Comix]

Veni, vidi, vici: "I came, I saw, and the Viet Cong beat me."

[SSN558]

Ultrum per hebdomadem perveniam.

If I can only get through this week.

I see we have some freepers that attended Sister Mary Holy Waters boot camp of lingual punishment. I was forced to take two years of this crap, what a useful talent. You just never know.

[IronJack]

Dulce et decorum est, pro patria blomi -- It is altogether fitting and proper that an intern should service her White House boss.
Annuit mendacia -- Heaven smiles at your lies.
tiptoe facto -- sidling around the evidence
res ipse flatus equus -- the thing which speaks for itself speaks horse excrement
Quod dei vulte perdere, prius Democratut. -- Whom the gods would destroy, they first make Democrats.

[JimVT]

Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! : If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin!

[Tall_Texan]

quid pro quota Democrat guidelines to filling government vacancies.

vex populi Growing resentment of both parties and their approaches to governing.

[mikrofon]

Querd Erotic Demonstratum

Those "pride" parades speak for themselves ...

[IronJack]

in hoc -- pawning one's soul
dellum tremens -- Ron Dellums' shakedown money
soli per os --"Only by mouth." Monica Lewinsky's motto.