USO Canteen Freeper Style...Friday 04-12-02

Written by Snow Bunny....Graphics and Layout by Billie

[MistyCA]

Glad to see you back, and hope that all is well for you and Mrs. Cut! Hope you both will be at the dance!

[whoever]

..What's the dress code? ..

Scan back over this thread today, and a couple of days. You will get a preview of what the ladies are wearing. Beware when you do, though.

[MistyCA]

It's a deal!

[ValerieUSA]

I don't shop - I take pictures.

[Long Cut]

Very well, then! I'm sure Mrs.Cut has something that will work. For myself, would Navy Dress Whites ("Crackerjacks") be appropriate? They're in season now, and I've never had occaision to wear mine to a formal function. I wore my Service Dress Blues at my wedding. I love that uniform.

[SAMWolf]

Bend me, shape me
Anyway you want me,
You got the power to turn on the light.
Bend me shape me anyway you want

[MistyCA]

Sam..."Every day here you come walking

I hold my tongue, I don't do much talking

You say you're happy and you're doin' fine

Well go ahead baby, I got plenty of time

Sad eyes never lie

Sad eyes never lie"

That one, Sam??

[MistyCA]

What a great picture! Where did you take that??

[xp38]

Clearly this is breakthrough in Sandwich warfare and it looks like once again the USA leads the world!!! US Army invents a sandwich that lasts 3 years

[MistyCA]

OooooWeeee! I love putty!!!

[Long Cut]

By the way, if we do manage to attend, I hope all you ladies will save me a dance, and all you lads will save me a space at the bar! I always wanted to go to a real, USO-style dance.

[whoever]

..For myself, would Navy Dress Whites ("Crackerjacks") be appropriate?..

Most certainly. I am sure that anything you might wear, (as long as you are clothed,) would be fine. (gr) Those would be perfect. Just so you are comfortable.

There will be fine music, great snacks, good company and lots of ladies who want your name on their dance card.

May I add yours to mine?

[whoever]

..I'm sure Mrs.Cut has something that will work..

An afterthought, as I am prone to do, , , , why don't you pop for a new gown for your dear lady??? I am sure Billie, Snow Bunny or Mama Bear could help you select one for her. What colour is her hair?

[COB1]

Good afternoon, everyone!

I'm late as usual, but I had to wade through the carnage on yesterday's thread before I could get here.
When I saw that LadyX had donned her camos and full battle gear I knew there was going to be mayhem on the battlefield!

MedProf, we need you here when your mother gets her dander up!
Thanks for coming, and WELCOME!

And a big WELCOME to you, McCloud-Strife!

You both are now among the best of the best on FR!

[Victoria Delsoul]

I'll be happy to dance with you, Tonk!

[Long Cut]

Yeah, but she got ME to do it this time! Some of the DVD's I got:

The Alamo
The Searchers
Casablanca
The Big Sleep
Key Largo
The Maltese Falcon
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Fight Club
The Dogs Of War
Zombie
Interview with the Vampire(Mrs. Cut loves Anne Rice)

I try for a wide range of genres in my collection. Mrs. Cut still thinks I get too many "Testosterone Movies", however. LOL!

[whoever]

Victoria, I am so sorry. I forgot to add your name to the list of dress designers for Long Cut's wife.

When he indicates her hair colour, maybe you could assist him in selecting a new dress for the dance?

[SAMWolf]

There's more than one?

Sad eyes, turn the other way
I don't wanna see you cry
Sad eyes, you knew there'd come a day
When we would have to say goodbye

[SAMWolf]

Did you get the Directors Cut of the Alamo?

[lodwick]

I met a farmer once who had a pig with a wooden leg. Strangest thing I ever saw so I asked him, how come your pig has a wooden leg? He said, "this is one smart pig. One day I was plowing the field and my tractor went into a rut and turned over, pinning be beneath it. My pig had been following behind me rooting for some last kernels of corn. When the tractor turned over on me, he ran up to the house and squeeled and screamed and made such a rucous that my wife realized something was wrong and went out to see what all the commotion was about.

The pig led her right to me and she got some help and pulled me out from under the tractor and got me to the doctor promptly. My leg was squashed but the doctor was able to fix it up because I was only pinned down for a short time, thanks to my very smart pig. The doctor said if I hadn't gotten help right away, I would have lost my leg because the circulation had been cut off from the weight of the tractor. What a lucky man I am to have such a wonderful pig.

I said to the man, "That's a great story but you still haven't told me why he has a wooden leg". The farmer replied, "well a pig that good, you don't eat him all at once". ;>)

6 posted on 4/9/02 5:19 PM Central by slimer