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SPCA Fumes at Aids-wary Goat Molesters
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Posted on 04/02/2002 10:56:22 AM PST by ex-Texan
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Goats, too, may carry sexually transmitted diseases. DUH!
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posted on
04/02/2002 10:56:22 AM PST
by
ex-Texan
To: ex-Texan
We know about Aids and we are very afraid of it. That is why we are having sex with these goats. Goats don't have Aids.Yeah, that's the ticket. Yeah, we have sex with goats to avoid AIDS. Normally, I'd have sex with my wife, Morgan Fairchild -- who, I've seen nude, before!
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posted on
04/02/2002 10:58:41 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
To: ex-Texan
"nobody wanted to buy his goats any more. " The world is a strange place.
To: ex-Texan
SPCA Fumes at Aids-wary Goat Molesters "The love that dare not bleat its name."
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posted on
04/02/2002 11:01:22 AM PST
by
malakhi
To: ex-Texan
There are no such thing as ethnic differences. Everybody everywhere is exactly alike. If all the African goatf**kers moved to Pennsylvania tomorrow, America would be greatly enriched by the increased diversity. Repeat ad nauseam
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posted on
04/02/2002 11:02:09 AM PST
by
wideawake
To: ex-Texan
I just had a mental picture of a pimp strolling down Sunset Boulevard with several goats on leashes....
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posted on
04/02/2002 11:04:10 AM PST
by
Rytwyng
To: ex-Texan
"Lovin' ewe is easy cause ewe're beautiful...
"Makin' love with ewe is all I wanna do...
"Lovin' ewe is more than just a dream come true...
"And everything that I do is out of lovin' ewe.
"Lalalalala, lalalalala, lalalalala la lalala...
"Do do do-do do...ahhhhhhhhhh..."
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posted on
04/02/2002 11:05:44 AM PST
by
RichInOC
To: angelo
Advocating caprine abstinence is unrealistic. We all know that teenagers are just going to go ahead and sodomize goats anyway, no matter what we tell them.
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posted on
04/02/2002 11:06:35 AM PST
by
wideawake
To: RichInOC
ROFL!!!!
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posted on
04/02/2002 11:07:17 AM PST
by
besieged
To: ex-Texan
People are nuts. Scienists are pretty much sure that AIDS came from apes, they just differ on the means of exposure to humans (eating monkeys, bites, sexual contact). There are immunologists out there who claim that most STDs are retroviruses (Syphlis from sheep, etc.). I don't see why these kids don't go out and buy a copy of Hustler like normal teenage boys.
It seems like things are almost hopless in southern Africa. There was another story on FR today about a Zulu witch doctor living in London who killed he son to use his genetalia in a potion. He then chucked the kid's body in the Thames.
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posted on
04/02/2002 11:07:50 AM PST
by
Cu Roi
To: besieged
I apologize to Minnie Riperton for making her spin in her grave...but I couldn't resist.
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posted on
04/02/2002 11:09:03 AM PST
by
RichInOC
To: ex-Texan
Insert Taliban joke here.
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posted on
04/02/2002 11:09:35 AM PST
by
ikka
To: RichInOC
Look if they were your kids you wouldn't be so...eh oh yea.. huh huh..
To: ex-Texan
Armageddon!!! This is getting crazy
The other day I heard a guy telling his friend how he was going to buy an inflatable sheep as a gag gift. When he called the store to find out if they had any in stock he was told that they were on back order and he had to put his name on a waiting list.
There is a backorder/waiting list for inflatable sheep?
I thought that was crazy until I read this story
To: RichInOC
I am racking my brains to come up with something better... but have come up with only blanks so far!!!
I wonder what the best seller is in that country these days? "Attract more goats of the opposite sex through new bathing techniques in 30 day!" Money back guarantee!
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posted on
04/02/2002 11:12:08 AM PST
by
besieged
To: Free_at_last_-2001
If they were "your kids"???? On which "end" of the transaction do you mean???
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posted on
04/02/2002 11:13:04 AM PST
by
besieged
To: Heartlander
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posted on
04/02/2002 11:14:06 AM PST
by
RichInOC
To: ex-Texan
What really suks is when all the attractive goats are taken and you are left with an ugly one.
To: Free_at_last_-2001
Look if they were your kids you wouldn't be so...eh oh yea.. huh huh..Ummm... let me guess... you are worried about the feelings of the goat parents???
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posted on
04/02/2002 11:14:32 AM PST
by
besieged
To: RichInOC
Sorry, thought he was buying a goat. Shame on me for not reading more closely.
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posted on
04/02/2002 11:15:03 AM PST
by
RichInOC
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