Chelsea's Tongue

Self | March 25, 2002 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I just saw a copy of the latest Globe magazine on the supermarket checkout line and Chelsea Clinton is featured tongue kissing with her boyfriend on the cover. This pic (below) has already been posted here but it doesn't do justice to the actual hardcopy cover photo since her tongue is clearly seen on the actual cover. The ironic thing is that millions of folks who are buying food at the supermarket checkout lines will lose their appetites when they see Chelsea's tongue leaping out at them from the newpaper racks.

BTW, how are folks going to explain that tongue kiss to their kids if they are asked about it while waiting on the checkout line? I mean that photo sure does leap out at you.

[PJ-Comix]

Excuse me, but my idea of " devoted love " is not some freak's tongue doing sixty inside of my mouth.

Do you mind if I pull a Kearns Goodwin and plagiarize that quote? I don't know how it will be used but this is a quote that I want to save/steal for future use.

[janette]

Rainmist, please tell me, how in the world did you live without knowing, that a kiss is different to a kiss. I learned from you tonight, that there is a difference! I was tought, that a kiss on the cheek is from very good friends, a kiss on the mouth is for parents to their children or, but more seldom from sibling to sibling. But a kiss on the mouth with tongue-action is only for lovers! It must be the same in this country, if not, I think I'm absolutely stunned and thing I'm threwn back into middle-age! No affend here, just a try, that some of my Freeper friends help me, to understand this culture!!!

[Dan from Michigan]

Some people here have too much time on their hands. Yes, people do that, even ex-presidents daughters. So what?

[RLK]

I saw the picture. Even the thought is revolting.

[section9]

And you find a man and woman kissing morally wrong because...

I don't. Get a clue. If this were one of the Bush kids, the Porn King would be all over this. But since the Toon is a friend of his, Flynt won't touch this.

Be Seeing You,

Chris

[janette]

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[GB]

Yeah, but I have a higher opinion of the American people ... even if they did elect Slick twice ... than to think they'd be influenced politically by Julia Roberts. William Rusher, in a column last year, said there had been no potential candidate in the history of this republic any more destined to be beaten in a national election than Hillary Clinton. Maybe I have blinders ... but I ain't scared of her one iota. Let's get it on!

P.S. I work for a guy who knew Bill Clinton in Arkansas. This guy's probably a Dem, but he hates Clinton's guts. However, he told me he'd bet me any amount of money, even knowing how much I detest Clinton, that I could be alone in a room with the guy for 10 minutes and we'd leave the room as best friends, that Clinton is that good. That's why I ranked him as one of the five best politicians of the 20th century, as far as his political and people skills. Just stop and think ... does Hillary have that? No way! She scares and polarizes people.

[janette]

that's it!!! You understand. Hope you have children, teach them that way!!!

[RLK]

I don't know what you are trying to say to me, but the idea of kissing Chelsea Clinton is less appealing than kissing a cow pie.

[montag813]

Very sad. We never saw such gross pix of the Kennedy children. Jackie O. was such a class act. Despite her husband's lurid past, she did a marvelous job of controlling the public image of his children. The nation will always remember her for the dignity and grace she gave a grieving nation.

In contrast, Hillary K. will be remembered as a low-life classless piece of garbage.

[KneelBeforeZod]

"I have a boyfriend and we french kiss."

"Big deal, everybody does that."

"yeah, but daddy say's I'm the best"

[GB]

But that's just it ... she may get into politics, but just having the last name doesn't mean she'll have her father's aptitude for it. I don't recall those skills being genetic.

The only way she would have a political future would be if there was any residual love for Bill Clinton existing in this country. I submit that outside the civil rights crowd, there isn't. People liked him as president ... even, amazingly, some people I know who voted for Reagan ... and basically made a devil's bargain to put him there, but after eight years they were ready to get shed of him.

It's not like a Kennedy situation, where the desire for a second Camelot might have made JFK Jr. a political possibility. I submit that the name "Clinton" won't be a selling point at all for anybody else in the family. Again, Slick was one of a kind.

[RLK]

. However, he told me he'd bet me any amount of money, even knowing how much I detest Clinton, that I could be alone in a room with the guy for 10 minutes and we'd leave the room as best friends, that Clinton is that good. That's why I ranked him as one of the five best politicians of the 20th century, as far as his political and people skills. Just stop and think ... does Hillary have that?

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You are correct. It was a talent shared by JFK and Adolf Hitler. Hillary ids working on it and improving.

[GB]

I'm sorry, I disagree. I think she's been a dud as a politician and I'm not scared of her. I'll put this on the record right here and now ... COME ON DEMS, NOMINATE HILLARY! I beg you to do it. I plead for you to do it. Please do it. Pretty please with sugar on top. Do it and let's get it on, and let's once and for all relegate this family to the irrelevancy they deserve.

[RLK]

If you think Hillary can't win the presidency, you are politically naive and probably blinded by your own views and wishes.