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Tiger Woods for Ambassador to Sweden?
Sweden's AFTONBLADET [and the Associated Press] ^ | March 23, 2002 | Wolfgang Hansson, Pontus Höök, Chris O'Meara

Posted on 03/23/2002 4:59:32 PM PST by SlickWillard

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Neither Babelfish nor Free Translation will translate Swedish to English.

Fortunately, however, some stories speak for themselves.

1 posted on 03/23/2002 4:59:32 PM PST by SlickWillard
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To: SlickWillard
Tiger is within reach of the leader at TPC, 6 off the pace going into tomorrow's final round.

I would have completely understood if he had failed to make the weekend cut.......

2 posted on 03/23/2002 5:10:10 PM PST by hole_n_one
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Cuul, unuzeer Teeger Vuuds stury. Sume-a gooys hefe-a ell zee loock. Zeen egeeen, sume-a gooys hefe-a tuns ooff muney - I'm soore-a iff I vere-a es veelthy es Teeger, I'd be-a es ettrecteefe-a es he-a is tuu. Oon zee oozeer hund, iff he-a vere-a in my seetooeshun, thees vumun vuooldn't spere-a heem a secund glunce-a. Bork Bork Bork!
3 posted on 03/23/2002 5:14:07 PM PST by Tennessee_Bob
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To: SlickWillard
There is a "putting it in the hole" joke here somewhere. Yah!?
4 posted on 03/23/2002 5:22:22 PM PST by isthisnickcool
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To: Tennessee_Bob
Swedish Chef singing (About 387 K) The Swedish Chef makes chocolate moose.

Also see The Dialectizer.

5 posted on 03/23/2002 5:27:49 PM PST by DallasMike
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To: SlickWillard
I thought Tiger had like a life-long girlfriend or something.
6 posted on 03/23/2002 5:36:35 PM PST by FryingPan101
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Sure - a girlfriend for the life of the relationship...
7 posted on 03/23/2002 5:38:16 PM PST by Tennessee_Bob
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girl de facto as opposed to du juor?
8 posted on 03/23/2002 5:48:54 PM PST by RangeRatt
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To: SlickWillard
I can translate this...

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CHEESE

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9 posted on 03/23/2002 5:50:46 PM PST by Drango
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To: SlickWillard
"You da man, Tiger!"
10 posted on 03/23/2002 6:18:40 PM PST by sharktrager
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It doesn't really say much, except how good she is a staying in the background, can't figure out why they needed so much space to say that.
11 posted on 03/23/2002 6:29:09 PM PST by Great Dane
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måttligt

I like the little halo over the letter "a". How come we don't have any halos?

12 posted on 03/23/2002 7:46:50 PM PST by Consort
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Loose translation follows:

Tiger Woods' Swedish girlfriend has just landed the role of the perfect athlete's wife.

It's not yet 8:00 a.m., but Elin Nordgren is already on the green to watch Tiger putt.

And she's silent about Tiger.

"I won't say a word," she says. A rather odd idea, but not unusual. We talk about the weather, the wind, etc. and then things just stop.

The word is that she wants to be left in peace. Her arms are defiantly crossed over her chest. She drinks water out of a blue bottle.

She Keeps Herself In The Background

Woods has four holes left to play from yesterday's round. The 21-year old Elin emerges at the next hole. She's anonymously squeezed in among the public. She's wearing blue jeans, tennis shoes and a a white jacket. She's rather thin and fragile looking. She quickly zips up her jacket. Despite the sunshine, it's a chilly Florida morning with a rather wicked wind that makes the palm trees rattle.

Elin Nordgren prefers to stay in the background.

Tiger doesn't cast even so much as a glance in her direction. No one knows that she is the girlfriend of the best golfer in the world.

She's working on her own game.

On Tiger's last hole of the morning, quickly steps up before he putts. She has not shown her credentials yet, but at locker room she displays her identification.

When Tiger starts to play an ordinary round, Elin is not far away. Fortunately she's formed friendships with Tiger's caddy's girlfriends. He follows them just a few feet away.

13 posted on 03/23/2002 7:54:08 PM PST by mrs slocombe
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Are you serious, or was that satire?
14 posted on 03/23/2002 8:31:34 PM PST by SlickWillard
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That translation looked reasonable to me, based on my very rudimentary knowledge of svenska...
15 posted on 03/23/2002 9:24:33 PM PST by Koblenz
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Elin tiger om Tiger

There's a very clever play on words here in the headline. The word tiger in Swedish means, "keeps silent." So the headline reads, "Elin keeps silent about Tiger."

Svenskan följer sin pojkvän - från en plats i bakgrunden

"The Swede follows her boyfriend -- from a place in the background."

Karl Henriksson (Charles Henrickson)

16 posted on 03/23/2002 9:48:27 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: DallasMike
"The Swedish Chef makes chocolate moose"

Please, Chocolate MØØSE.

--Boris

17 posted on 03/24/2002 8:12:19 AM PST by boris
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Please, Chocolate MØØSE.

Actually, the ø character is not used in Swedish. They use å, ä and ö. Danish and Norwegian have many more characters, and Icelandic has really interesting ones...

18 posted on 03/24/2002 5:27:20 PM PST by Koblenz
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To: SlickWillard
What is the big deal? The guy is not-ugly (I'd say "mildly handsome", but that would be gay) and possibly the richest and most famous athelete in the world. It doesn't surprise me that a) he'd find a hot babe, b) there would be a media frenzy about it.

By the way, apparently she was employed as a nanny for the child of another golfer Jasper Parnevik.

19 posted on 03/25/2002 8:38:45 AM PST by KayEyeDoubleDee
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Cuul, unuzeer Teeger Vuuds stury. Sume-a gooys hefe-a ell zee loock. Zeen egeeen, sume-a gooys hefe-a tuns ooff muney - I'm soore-a iff I vere-a es veelthy es Teeger, I'd be-a es ettrecteefe-a es he-a is tuu. Oon zee oozeer hund, iff he-a vere-a in my seetooeshun, thees vumun vuooldn't spere-a heem a secund glunce-a. Bork Bork Bork!

Haha, good try! Swedes don't have a 'z' sound, though (the rare 'z' in Swedish spellings is pronounced like an 's').

But your rendition of sing-song is a worthy attempt. Skål to the Bork Bork Bork!

20 posted on 04/15/2002 3:40:54 PM PDT by gumbo
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