USO Canteen Freeper Style...Thursday 03-14-02

Written by Snow Bunny....Graphics and Layout by Billie

[whoever]

..Funny - go straight to bed Who...I'll do the same. ;-) ..

And miss all the fun here? No way, my man, no way. This is the place to be.

[whoever]

..He sounds perfectly well to me,..

Well, I bet that Billie is sitting on pins and needles, waiting for the next shoe to drop.

[whoever]

Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. One was from New York, another from Texas, and the third from Florida.

At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living. When they all replied that they were contractors, the guard said, "Hey, we need one of the rear fences redone. Why don't you guys take a look at it and give me a bid?" So, to the back fence they all went to check it out.

First to step up was the Florida contractor. He took out his tape measure and pencil, did some measuring and said, "Well I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."

Next was the Texas contractor. He also took out his tape measure and pencil, did some quick figuring and said, "Looks like I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."

Without so much as moving, the New York contractor said, "$2,700."

The guard, incredulous, looked at him and said, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," he said. "$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you and we hire the guy from Texas."

[whoever]

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

[4TheFlag]

Well, I bet that Billie is sitting on pins and needles, waiting for the next shoe to drop

hehehehehe

[Aquamarine]

BIG SUR

Click on the picture.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

[SAMWolf]

Oh-Oh

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Happy Anniversary to you and the Mrs.

[Snow Bunny]

HI Flag Man, welcome home. Winter wonderland...sounds beautiful.

[Snow Bunny]

Hi Bob J. Nice to see you here.

[Snow Bunny]

#177....I am but I love it.hahhaha

[Diver Dave]

There is actually a double drive-in movie theater in Ceres, CA - Hometown of the world's most famous congressman.

[Snow Bunny]

Stay......yipeeee.....Because we would miss you!!!!

[whoever]

I am glad you didn't ping Billie. She only reads her pings and this would scare her out of her skin.

What lies in wait for her????

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Hey!
They are going to put me on the Intrepid next week as part of my Radio Watchstanding training.
Pus some time on the 47' boats also

[whoever]

..There is actually a double drive-in movie theater in Ceres, CA ..

Is that still operating, Dave. Have any attendance.

I might look into that.

[WVNan]

Oh Bunny, I'm so sorry to hear about your tooth. Nothing hurts like a toothache. I'm so glad I don't have any real teeth any more. Thank God for dentures because they never hurt. (toothy grin). Hope you get better soon.

[whoever]

..Stay..

Thanks, one of these days the net will bounce me permantently. I am online about 15 hours a day. Maybe I could carry advertising space on my name.