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[mrsmith]

The SAUCE should be put here.

NOT here....

[socal_parrot]

The Moose Recipe goes here-

*Moose Roast
This is the best moose roast recipe I have every tasted.
1-4 lbs. moose roast
3-4 strips  bacon
1 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. pepper
1/2 tsp. cinnamon
1/4 tsp. ground cloves
1 tsp. dry mustard
4 tbsp. brown sugar
2 1/2 cups water
1/2 cup white wine vinegar
2 tbsp.  chopped onions
3 tbsp. flour
1 cup cranberry juice
1 cup milk 

Remove fat from moose and wipe well with clean cloth.
Lard the roast as follows - cut bacon into 2" strips, pierce the roast with a sharp knife at 2 " interval and insert  bacon into holes - place roast into glass or earthenware bowl .
Mix the following ingredients and pour over roast. 
Cover and marinate roast for 24 to 48 hours in the refrigerator. 

[tacticalogic]

What you eatin' there, boy? Crayons?

[far sider]

1. How about "flying machines in pieces on the ground"?
2. Ah, yes. Elton John back in the days before he turned gay. (At least that's how I like to think of it.)

[Ignatz]

(singing to myself)And now she's back in the atmosphere

Drops of Jupiter on her rear e-e-e-e-n-n-d.....

No, no, Tac, SIDEWALK CHALK!!

It's 1/2 hour 'til the weekend!! Crayons would slow me down!

[in the Arena]

Is this where you put the member since thingy ?

Hanging Chad

member since November 13th, 2000

[Revolting cat!]

(3) Got me on this one....no idea.

The best of the bunch, I think, from Leon Russell's first and probably best solo album:
A Song For You

I love you in a place where there's no space or time
I love you for in my life you are a friend of mine
And when my life is over
Remember when we were together
We were alone and I was singing this song for you

[tacticalogic]

And then I reached out and kicked old Green Teeth right in the knee......

[Ignatz]

You're probably right, far-sider....

I'm still convinced in the song I Came for You,

Springsteen sings, "..and your cloud-liner...and your electric service rate."

A guitar-playin' buddy sez I'm full of crap. He sez Bruce sings, "...and your electric surge through me."

Of course, with Springsteen, who knows? Could be either one!

[Revolting cat!]

OK, let's bring out the rest of the songs about themselves and about writing songs about themselves. I'm thinking hard...

[Ignatz]

Heh-heh!

"Danny Ongais woulda sure been proud

Of the way I was moving when I passed that crowd..."

[Ignatz]

Okay, you people (OMIGOD! He said YOU PEOPLE!!) will never get this one:

"I hear Mariachi static on my radio

And the tubes, they glow in the dark

And you're here in Echo Park..."

[Ignatz]

oops...try this edit instead..

"I hear Mariachi static on my radio

And the tubes, they glow in the dark

You're here with me in Encinada,

And you're here in Echo Park..."

[socal_parrot]

For extra freshness and protection against Black Helicopters, be sure to wrap the Moose in foil.

[tacticalogic]

And your family all come callin'
Slap you on the back
And say "Pleeeeeeaze."

[Ignatz]

Stealer's Wheel?

"Stuck in the Middle with You"?

[tacticalogic]

Yep. Except it's Stealers Wheel (no apostrophe). And the lead singer was.......

[Redcloak]

Where does the doohickee go?

[maxwell]

What? Huh?

[Ignatz]

What happened to everybody?

Oh well, gotta go! The weekend's here and work is OVER!"