Urban Legend Haiku

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[Rebelbase]

The sky is falling
Software must be updated
Damn that Y2K

[ctdonath2]

An urban legend
summarized in a haiku
oh please make it stop

[B Knotts]

Even though he's gone
We rememember his "high-jinks"
Lawn Chair Larry flies

OK...like you said...it's not an urban legend, but a lot of people thought it was

[ctdonath2]

Like urban legend
but too strange to not be true
why are not the rest?

[Slicksadick]

Crocs in the sewer
Grown up from pet store babies
From toilet bite butt

[gridlock]

Osama lives here,
And works at a McDonalds.
You want fries with that?

[gridlock]

A car streaks with flame
Across the barren desert
It will end badly.

[gridlock]

How was I to know,
The gang initiation:
"Kill those who flash lights"?

[Freemyland]

Nostradamus knew
Of September Eleven
Many years ago

[Freemyland]

How embarrassing
To tell the entire classroom
It's really salty

[Slicksadick]

Finger in my fries
A happy meal it wasn't
Secret sauce is vile

[Freemyland]

Poor poor Richard Gere
An animal lover who
once owned a gerbil

[LN2Campy]

Ann Coulter is a BABE!
Analyze the chromosomes
She once was a man!!

[bwteim]

Urban-Haiku
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As Doberman chokes,
Real Elvis is seen, while fat
Roach hides in her Hair

-bwteim

[LN2Campy]

Video from home
Who's that chick pulling a train?
"I want a divorce!!"

[CheneyChick]

Bottle of peroxide
Empty in the kitchen sink
Blondes do have more fun

Cheers! CC :)

[CheneyChick]

oops, s/b proxide (I still can't count...)

oh well.

[Rebelbase]

"Ah, my new JATO"
3-2-1 bang "Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!"
"Oh, sh_t i'm fly.." SPLAT!

[Rebelbase]

LOL!!!!!

[Slicksadick]

Abbey road album
Walking in crosswalk, no shoes?
Pauls not really dead