THE SOUTH - LIKE IT OR WE'LL KICK YOUR A$$!

via email | Jan. 12, 2002 | Unknown

[jslade]

Light Horse Harry Lee is a relative of mine.

[HapHaszard]

Not sure on the date either, my mother is from Kentucky, and I was raised in Virginia, so I got Virginia history from both sides, LOL

[Ditter]

LOL! I have an appointment tomorrow at the "Curl Up & Dye". hahahahahahahahaha

[sweetliberty]

"I live in Colorado, and couldn't imagine living anywhere else."

Have you ever lived anywhere else? I lived in Colorado more years than I care to remember and thought it was an awful place to live. The climate is horrible and the total lack of manners prevalent there was something I was completely unable to adapt to. If you practiced southern hospitality people suspected ulterior motives. Maybe its just one of those things..."you can take the girl out of the south but you can't take the south out of the girl." I am thankful to be back where barbecue is pork, tea is sweet and people talk right and are actually civil to strangers. Most folks go to church and filthy language is NOT the norm.

I'm not saying there aren't good people in Colorado because certainly there are. But in my experience they are the exception.

[sweetliberty]

"my mother is from Kentucky, and I was raised in Virginia"

Whereabouts? I grew up in Virginia too, and part of the time in Kentucky. My mama was from Chesterfield County, my daddy from Pulaski county in Kentucky.

[sweetliberty]

"who determined her personality type to be "problematic colonic-moronic".

LOL!! Kinda reminds me of a joke about about how you have to make your butt pucker to say some northern words. Kinda that whole uptight thing.

[sweetliberty]

"he just stared at it like it was a moon rock."

ROTFLMBO!!!! OH NO!! Too funny!!! LOL!!

[katiebelle]

No joke...I was in a Cracker Barrel this very night and the people behind me asked the waitress (who's name was Kim) where the Waffle House was!

[1 FELLOW FREEPER]

John Kerry is a hard core left winger(ADA rating 95%)who is going to run for president as a CONSERVATIVE!! See what I mean about Boston??

Southerner)Kerry you stay out de sou, if y'all show up heah, I puts my foot up yo ahhhhh

[ROCKLOBSTER]

those cars going by so fast just sucked the wind out of you,

When they come towards you, you can just hear the wind on the front of the car, like a glider, hardly any sound. Whey they go by you however, and around the turn, those 850 twinturbo HP just about knock you down.

Notice you can't read the lettering on a moving CART car?

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Bless your heart = It sucks to be you

I was told; Bless his heart = What an idiot.

[4TheFlag]

Notice you can't read the lettering on a CART car

There's lettering on them????

[4TheFlag]

You can KEEP colorado as far as I am concerned to damb many people, RUDE, NO THANKS............

[ROCKLOBSTER]

At the last CART Indy race, the then new "Mercedes" engine was producing 240 MPH in the backstretch.

They may be even badder now (unless they've limited boost.)

[sweetliberty]

"You can KEEP colorado as far as I am concerned to damb many people, RUDE, NO THANKS............"

Brief, direct and to the point. My sentiments too.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

I just saw that Viagra commercial again on FNC with Mark Martin smiling broadly and the announcer proclaiming "Get into the driver's seat".

Disgusting.

[Pharmboy]

I am impressed; but if he is, than Robt. E. Lee is also. Do you know how Light Horse Harry died? Or his famous quote on General Washington's death? Pretty interesting character. A man of honor.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Boy, that is the truth! I never get enough ice in PA!!!! lol

[4TheFlag]

Out of the short chute and into turn 4 and down the straightaway, go for it Guy!!!!

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