Posted on 01/12/2002 3:55:44 PM PST by jslade
Best Ribeye I ever had in my life......Bonnie's, Houston.
You're clearly in the urban South. Get far enough out in the rural South, and if you ask for unsweetened tea, they'll look at you funny.
You missed it. Get a rope as in "hanged". LOL
Of course she was. You ain't family.
Of course.
Funniest Southern humorist I have ever heard.
That's because you have obviously never heard of the "Reverend Billy C. Wirtz. He has a couple of CD's out that are hilarious. Here are a few of the songs from his self-titled debut album you should give a listen to:
1: Sleeper Hold on Satan (he also has another wrasslin' song on his other album,titled "teenie weenie meanie",about his love affair with a woman midget wrassler.)
2: Junior's Discount Frozen Embryo World
3: A Pinhead Will Survive
4: Honky Tonk Hermaphrodite
5:Mennonite Surf Party
6: Farewell From Chromosome,NC (which starts out with "when I was a little girl growing up in Chromosome,NC,and then goes to coming home from work to his trailer and spotting his sweetie (Roberta) laying back on her naughayde couch,all 300 lbs of her,with her purple nightie on,posing under the picture of John Wayne and Elvis as they walk hand in hand in the Holy Land. Roberta looks up,spots him,takes her teeth out of the ashtray to put them in,and then smiles and says "Hey!" The continueing refrain is "Roberta,Roberta,mama get yore big legs offa me!.
The Rev Billy is fair to middlin' twisted. BTW,he is from Chapel Hill,and dedicated his first album to the memory of Brother Dave. I'd be really surprised if you couldn't find his albums on E-Bay and at Amazon.com.
Boy, did I just date myself.
"Miz Julie was allright ozifer,until Junior here turned her head around."
Check out my other post on this thread about the Rev Billy C. Wirtz.
Lots of families have shameful things in their past. He's young,and will get over it.
And what about "Honky Tonk Hermaphrodite," which opens with "I was born in Dixie, where the pine trees grow so green, where men are men, women are women, and some of us are in between."
Albums are one thing (and yes, they're all on amazon), but you've got to see Rev. Billy live. Last time I saw him was an outdoor concert during the day, and there were kids around, so he was kind of, uhm, restrained. Still a great show, though.
He's got a website, by the way. Lists all his tour dates.
He lives in St. Augustine, Florida now, so I'm glad to call him a fellow "First Coaster." He's the kind of transplant we need there. One of him is better than 10 homestead exemption-seeking failed New York stockbrokers in Ponte Vedra Beach.
That's a pretty big chip you have on your shoulder,especially when you consider Kansas ain't even a yankee state,and is barely a state at all. Just one big farm with no character or personality at all. I guess that's why you try to claim solidarity with places like Toledo,Detroit,NYC,Chicago,Baltimore,and other more cultured places.
Nope,not gonna say it. Some things are just TOO easy.
If you go the speed limit in Michigan, you get tailgated. 70 means 79.
I believe Ford to be from NE.
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