Mass Gov. May Choose Gay Running Mate

GOPportal.com ^ | 1/3/02

[Little Bill]

There arn't enough libertines in Mass, to make a pimple on the body politic. The votes that they have recievied is from the Conservitives that are disgusted with the "Me Too" party in this socalist hell hole.

[Leisler]

I live in Mass. But you know what? If you let me be the central air controller, I'd call in a thermonuclear rain of bombs on myself( just put my image on a stamp with a beer ). Naturally many innocents and patriots would fall, but with the prevailing winds out to the alantic, the rest of the nation should just do fine.

[doxteve]

Got two choices for a ticket name. Jane and the Fudgepacker. (Sounds too much like a MA or LA rock group.)

Otherwise it has to be Mistress Swift and Mister Fister.

[ninonitti]

Could be - He's already gotten the "Arrogant Dwarf" vote sewn up...

I just hope he keeps his stump speaches short.

[freedomtrail]

Thank you. I found another one.

[tdadams]

The only reason I can think of why it's important he's gay and he's in Massachusetts is that their education system that already teaches "fisting" and recruits for gay sexuality will not be challenged if he has any say in the matter.

Even this is not necessarily true. Get beyond the usual demonizing of gays and think about this analogy: Many adults drink and smoke, but they wouldn't necessarily advocate it for schoolchildren, nor would they even approve of it. I think the same could probably be assumed for some (but not all) gays who work in the school systems. They know what's appropriate for children and what's not.

[tdadams]

Swifty raised up a flamboyent homosexual son herself, so this is no surprise.

What are you talking about? According to her biography page, she only has three very young daughters.

[bimmer]

It's her stepson ... he was whining about her in the media because she was opposed to gay marriage. Jane is the dad's 4th wife.

[ninonitti]

Jane is the dad's 4th wife.

That would be the amazing Chuck Hunt AKA Mr. Jane Swift.

A gentleman blueberry farmer whose work history includes.......uh marriage and uh..blueberry farming.

[bimmer]

And that makes Mistress Swift, the Bride of Chucky, as the Boston Herald has dubbed her. What a soap opera!

[RMrattlesnake]

Man this country is going down fast. Woe to those who call evil good and good evil.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Maybe Robert Reich will try to one-up Swifty by choosing a handicapped, immigrant, muslim, lesbian cross-dresser.

...who was once a heterosexual male before the surgery...

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

As you can guess the opinion of MA was not totally unanimous in this household, but two of the kids and I had the deciding votes -- the youngest was too small to vote or it would have been 4-1!

Sounds like your hubby needs a political debriefing...

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

But...no lie...we're selling our house and moving because it's worse than living in hell.

I know what you mean. At least Hell is warm during the winter!

A fellow Marylander.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Being a democrat from Mass. and knowing how other democrats from that state are, she probably wanted a running mate that wouldn't try to constantly come onto her.

She's a Republicrat.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

What! you want the votes of those nigger loving, unchristian SOBs?? don't you realise they're an abomination in the eyes of the Lord? the only thing to do is have them confess their sins on Ricki Lake and then gun down the bastards before they reproduce! Amen!

To themightykkk: Go away.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Goddamn straight.I'd machine gun the whole goddam state! they're just communists with smiley masks! they ain't no good patriots, just stinkin' homo socialist damn democRATS infected with AIDS and waiting to turn your kids onto drugs. I didn't collect assault rifles to have them sit useless in the basement! Let's roll in MA and teach those mother***** a$$holes a lesson they'll not forget!!

Are you really a skinhead loon, or just a liberal disruptor aiming to make this forum look bad?

[GUIDO]

I may have had a looonnng day but I am confused. What is she running for that she needs a running mate?????