When She Tries To Control You

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[Reaganwuzthebest]

Now this guy you definitely want around on New Year's eve for laughs.

[Saundra Duffy]

The woman doesn't have a clue. Tell her the truth about how you feel, bozo! Anyway, this is so trivial it isn't worth our time. I don't know why I bothered to post a reply. Men!

[JRandomFreeper]

"See that door?" has always worked well for me. Usually followed by me leaving through the door to share the doghouse with the dogs. Smirk.

/john

[bluesagewoman]

When my husband says, "Make me a sandwich," I say, "Poof, you are a sandwich." Then he asks me kindly to make a sandwich for him.

[JRandomFreeper]

Tell her the truth about how you feel, bozo!

And die a horrible and slow death? Thanks, no. LOL!

/john

[Saundra Duffy]

Perfect retort! For victory & freedom!!!

[isthisnickcool]

QUESTIONS ABOUT WIVES TO MUSLIM CLERIC

Let's learn what those wacky wacky Muslims ask about their wives (ie:cattle?).

[Governor StrangeReno]

Dear Franco,your wife is showing the first symptoms of 'wife syndrome' you will probably find these demands are going to be more frequent,demanding and agressive in nature in the near future as she tries to assert authority over you,this will be followed by whinging about your personal habits,friends,employment,relatives and all topics in general,you will also notice in the next year or so an extra 25-40 pounds of body fat ending up in lycra with a stuffed sausage type look,a general non-interest in sex-with you anyway,increases in unneccessary and stupid asset aquisitions on credit cards etc etc.

[Neets]

Oh!!!! The places we can go with this!!! LOL...

[JRandomFreeper]

The places we can go with this!

Yep. Like the hospital. Ouch!

How's the arm?

/john

[The Drowning Witch]

Im about to HURL.......I don't need something like this to break my spirit even more....

[Neets]

So dude doesn't get the "every three weeks" connection eh??? Married for 10 months and he still doesn't get it??

The arm is fine..nice marble effect..but fine!!!!

[duckman]

Franco, this is not going to end. You can either be a weinie for the rest of your married life or you can take a stand. I didn't and I am. What can I tell you. Get an interesting hobby. Duckman.

[tet68]

man,it 's a wonder they can propagate at all.

That isn't a real site,tell me it's not!

[SoDak]

Are you married to Hillary!?

[JRandomFreeper]

Obviously no sisters either. But's he's best just to keep his mouth shut. That "Are you about to..." question has consequences.

/john

[Enlightiator]

roflmao. The humor is just great - for men. I really don't think the wif-o is going to go for the sarcasm kinda humor here, just like the ladies typically don't like the Three Stooges kind of humor. Why? Because you are making fun of HER. Thats right, HER. Kids, don't listen to the advice above, it could get you in BIG trouble.

My recommendation? Click the light off. The make passionate love and at the height of her excstacy, make her meow like a kitten. Then call it not only even, but a big win for Mankind.

[Reaganwuzthebest]

yep it is, pretty cool site too.

[Enlightiator]

So dude doesn't get the "every three weeks" connection eh???

Nor did I "get it", until ya pointed it out.:) Sheesh...if this is as honery as she gets at this "time", he should thank the Lord!