BIN LADEN SURROUNDED: Alliance has him cornered in cave

CNN

[tiki]

Maybe that's why they held the tape another day. This way when people see the video and say "I wish they'd get that mofo" their wish will come true.

[CounterCounterCulture]

OK, I hate getting in these pools late, so give me April 25, 2002 (my next birthday). If that date is chosen by the time I post this, then the earliest available date.

[steve-b]

Cajun girl and I are playing switchies !!!!

Fine -- just don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.

[YaYa123]

I don't know why we're so excited about Bin Laden's imminent misfortune. Madeleine Albright is on CNN hand-wringing about why oh why would President Bush announce that we're getting out of the missle treaty at this particular time. He's just creating a problem for himself with the countries who are supporting us in Afghanistan, she says. It's a mistake she says, as if she couldn't bear to give attaboys to President Bush and his team, better to bear down on the other news of the day.

Aunt Mattie....didn't y'all wonder where she's been hiding? Not quite as invisible as AlGore, but then, she's at least been writing a book. Must be hard on the old girl...Colin Powell probably hasn't called her even once to ask for advice.

As for Bin Laden's hopefully, imminent demise, I don't want to get excited ever again by waiting for justice. Been there, done that with the Clintons. But when it happens for Bin Laden and the one-eyed Mullah, I'm going to Thank God.

[fhayek]

You know what they do with the Stanley Cup don't you? They let each player on the winning team take it home for a couple of days to do with it whatever they want. I propose we give his head to firefighters with the NYFD so that they can take it home, use it to play soccer, run it through the wood chipper, etc. What do you think?

[Silly]

I'm surrounded in a cave,
By Marines called Mike and Dave,
And I don't have time to smile
Or tie my shoes

I'm surrounded at this moment
And the situation's grave.
My whole life's about to foment
'Cause I love to misbehave.

Take a swig of Saudi booze,
Take a breath, prepare to snooze
In a dirt nap here in Old Afghanistan.
Take one last departing glance
At the friend inside my pants,
He has always made me feel like I'm a man.

Starch my shirt and call my momma
Tell her, "Someone called Osama
Says your little boy would like to say 'Good-bye.'"
Press my navy suit and trousers,
Thank my wives, those skanky bowsers!
And give Omar one last poke in his good eye.

Will my roommate down in Hades
Treat me like one of his ladies?
Will he dim the lights and whisper in my ear?
Will it hurt, or will it tickle,
When that pervert plants his pickle?
Guess I'll know in just a day or two, I fear.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Thanks Saber. Just waiting... tic toc tic toc tic toc, LOL!

[xp38]

This thread is interesting

[nettlsome]

We know something is going to screw this up because evil cannot be defeated on this earth. I had an idea to send in one or both of the clintons or jackson but they wouldn't go anyway because it's too dangerous. No one wants to make martyres for Du. I just think there is something left. OBL is toast but how he has our left.

[Sabertooth]

I'm surrounded in a cave,
By Marines called Mike and Dave,
And I don't have time to smile
Or tie my shoes...

Dude, for some reason, from the first words of this lyric, I heard the tune to "Mother's Little Helper" by the Stones. And it pretty much worked the whole way through!

Not that Mick is Charlie, or Keef is Linus or anything...

[2Jedismom]

All those little boys with the instinctive need to protect and defend, playing guns and superhero - now, they are grown men who have to do it for real

This is on my mind all the time, and is one of the reasons I send the care packages out to them. Click on my name to see my little boys. You can just barely see them, but they're both holding toy fighter jets.

[thusevertotyrants]

Do you know where the **** you are? You in the JUNGLE baby, time to DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[Godfollow]

is this the only picture of a cutter? its the only one I've evr seen.

[WRhine]

Fox News reporting Bin Laden not in a cave, but is fighting in a valley .... for his life. Intense fighting being reported. Military 85% sure he's there.

I heard that too. This is the final stage for him. A valley is the last place you want to be in a battle. When he is not busy running from bullets and bombs he will be freezing in the cold. His death will be an incredibly painful one. The more the painful the better. I am sure he is ruing the day he decided to attack America.

[okie01]

"Which time zone do we go by, PT, ET, or AfghanTime?"

HKST*.

GMT +5 1/2 hours.Br> EST +9 1/2 hours.

* That would be Hindu Kush Standard Time (or Afghan Standard Time)

[CholeraJoe]

It was the best one I could find. Earlier in the war someone posted a video of one going off.

[irish guard]

>>>>>looks like Irish Guard has a good date in the killing pool!!!<<<<<

Oh please be true...please be true.....please be true