[FITZ]

If you just don't like people asking, start wearing a wedding band so they'll assume you're already married.

[genefromjersey]

Response: " So: when are your PARENTS going to get married ?"

[Sabramerican]

Assuming you're a male:

"Janet said it will be when she wins Florida"

Come to think of it, may also work if you're a female.

[Frohickey]

Q: So, when are you getting married?
A1: When I finally find the woman who will destroy my life the least.
A2: When I finally complete my _insert_your_hobby_here_ collection.
A3: When I finally get sick and tired of freedom and independence.
A4: When I finally want someone to nag me to death.

;)

[Free Vulcan]

Grandmother: 'Why aren't you married yet? '

Me: 'Women suck.'

Grandmother: Oh.

I love 'em, but they just don't understand that finding a mate is a tad bit harder than it used to be.

[MA~Bear]

Hi,

My friend use to say as soon I stop wetting the bed.(Grin)
Or you could say as soon as Dubya is free.(Grin)

Ma~Bear

[RWG]

As soon as I find a woman my equal, so far the only available women on the planet didn't evolve here and to make matters worse they are rapidly losing their talents for cooking and cleaning making the task that much more difficult.