[Old Professer]

As soon as I quit "beating my wife?"

[CFW]

I don't know. Let's all ask Darth & Lisa. LOL

[shaggy eel]

,,, In my case I'd answer February, 2002. Finally found the right product in my price range!

[WIMom]

Reply with:

1. When you tell me how much do you weigh.
2. When you tell me how old are you.
3. When you tell me how much money do you make.

I've had success with those.

[Snowy]

I hated that! First, the junior/senior high question was, "Where are you looking?". Then, when you are going with someone for a while, it's "when are you getting married?". Then, after you have kids, the questions stop.

Looking back, I would have liked to answer the question, "when he knocks me up!" :)

~Snowy

[LoveUSA]

I always used to say... "Not this weekend, I'm busy!"

[Blackdakota]

When are you getting married?

Don't know but if you wanna go ahead and give me a gift in advance then I'll take cash check or money orders.

[Go Gordon]

When the rabbit dies?

[nightdriver]

"When I can afford it!"

[LibertyGirl77]

Well...when ARE you getting married? >: )

[Aggie Mama]

This is a standard nosy question that will change with time and circumstance. For instance, when dating, the question is "When are you getting engaged?" When engaged, "When are you getting married?" When married, "When are you having children?" When the first comes along, "When are you having #2?" And so on and so forth. The best response is just not to respond.

[connectthedots]

It might be sooner if you posted some vital statistics, such as age, picture, current relationship status, and religious affiliation. Would also help get better answers than you have gotten so far. Would also help to know if you want to eventually get married.

[OneWayToGo]

I like to say "No, not married, but I AM sexually active". Whether it's true or not is irrelevant..it usually leaves them speechless. :)

[Paco]

My stock answer before I got married was, "the 5th of Never."

Of course, I knew that wasn't the case and I have now been married for almost twenty years to the same wonderful girlie girl.

[let freedom sing]

[William Terrell]

Married. Married? Ain't that some kinda juice you rub on meat when it's cookin'?

[DaughterofEve]

You: "Why do you ask?"

Questioner: "Oh, because, haha, I'm just curious!"

You: "Oh, I see." (walk away.)

[mlo]

"So when are you getting married???"

When are you going to die?

[JoeSchem]

I gained a little weight, got a little older, and people stopped asking me that question. It's like one look, and they have the answer.

You should be grateful they're still asking the question.

[k2blader]

As it is lunchtime now, I can take some time to enjoy all the advice. Hehe!

Thanks to all! :)