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1 posted on 11/21/2001 8:23:48 AM PST by k2blader
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As soon as I quit "beating my wife?"
96 posted on 11/21/2001 11:20:01 AM PST by Old Professer
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I don't know. Let's all ask Darth & Lisa. LOL
100 posted on 11/21/2001 11:24:53 AM PST by CFW
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,,, In my case I'd answer February, 2002. Finally found the right product in my price range!
102 posted on 11/21/2001 11:27:32 AM PST by shaggy eel
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Reply with:

  1. When you tell me how much do you weigh.
  2. When you tell me how old are you.
  3. When you tell me how much money do you make.

I've had success with those.

103 posted on 11/21/2001 11:27:52 AM PST by WIMom
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I hated that! First, the junior/senior high question was, "Where are you looking?". Then, when you are going with someone for a while, it's "when are you getting married?". Then, after you have kids, the questions stop.

Looking back, I would have liked to answer the question, "when he knocks me up!" :)

~Snowy

104 posted on 11/21/2001 11:28:43 AM PST by Snowy
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I always used to say... "Not this weekend, I'm busy!"
107 posted on 11/21/2001 11:29:56 AM PST by LoveUSA
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When are you getting married?

Don't know but if you wanna go ahead and give me a gift in advance then I'll take cash check or money orders.

108 posted on 11/21/2001 11:30:26 AM PST by Blackdakota
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When the rabbit dies?
109 posted on 11/21/2001 11:31:17 AM PST by Go Gordon
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"When I can afford it!"
110 posted on 11/21/2001 11:31:49 AM PST by nightdriver
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Well...when ARE you getting married? >: )
114 posted on 11/21/2001 11:42:05 AM PST by LibertyGirl77
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This is a standard nosy question that will change with time and circumstance. For instance, when dating, the question is "When are you getting engaged?" When engaged, "When are you getting married?" When married, "When are you having children?" When the first comes along, "When are you having #2?" And so on and so forth. The best response is just not to respond.
115 posted on 11/21/2001 11:47:45 AM PST by Aggie Mama
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It might be sooner if you posted some vital statistics, such as age, picture, current relationship status, and religious affiliation. Would also help get better answers than you have gotten so far. Would also help to know if you want to eventually get married.
123 posted on 11/21/2001 12:07:54 PM PST by connectthedots
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I like to say "No, not married, but I AM sexually active". Whether it's true or not is irrelevant..it usually leaves them speechless. :)
124 posted on 11/21/2001 12:08:49 PM PST by OneWayToGo
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My stock answer before I got married was, "the 5th of Never."

Of course, I knew that wasn't the case and I have now been married for almost twenty years to the same wonderful girlie girl.

126 posted on 11/21/2001 12:11:45 PM PST by Paco
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129 posted on 11/21/2001 12:27:17 PM PST by let freedom sing
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Married. Married? Ain't that some kinda juice you rub on meat when it's cookin'?

130 posted on 11/21/2001 12:29:02 PM PST by William Terrell
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You: "Why do you ask?"

Questioner: "Oh, because, haha, I'm just curious!"

You: "Oh, I see." (walk away.)

131 posted on 11/21/2001 12:32:03 PM PST by DaughterofEve
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"So when are you getting married???"

When are you going to die?

132 posted on 11/21/2001 12:32:14 PM PST by mlo
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I gained a little weight, got a little older, and people stopped asking me that question. It's like one look, and they have the answer.

You should be grateful they're still asking the question.

133 posted on 11/21/2001 12:35:01 PM PST by JoeSchem
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As it is lunchtime now, I can take some time to enjoy all the advice. Hehe!

Thanks to all! :)
141 posted on 11/21/2001 1:32:27 PM PST by k2blader
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