Taliban leader vows destruction of United States

Khalej Times ^ | November 15, 2001 | AFP

[ikanakattara]

The cockroaches are threatening to take over the kitchen...

[philosofy123]

You are correct. Internment of all radical moslems as soon as possible is the only way we can abort their evil plan. How you going to identify RADICAL from regular moslems? It can be done! trust me !

[floriduh voter]

Tampa Bay talk radio just stated that bin laden has been captured. We'll have to see if this is a baseless rumor or actually true. Wouldn't that be something?

[tacticalogic]

"What are we going to do tonight, Osama?"

"Same thing we do every night Omar. Try to take over the world!"

[wwjdn]

Why does everyone doubt his statement? We are destroying ourselves by our paranoid attitudes...he is just stating what we are doing to ourselves.

Has anyone heard about "Operation Golden Shield" yet?

Not to mention the Phoenix FBI bulletins.

[philosofy123]

Thank your libral politicians, and the diversity movement. While you were too busy thinking about football games, environmental issues, and anti-abortion; they managed to import millions of radical moslems. Now they are in your town, married to your daughters.

[philosofy123]

You mean we going to stop asking our children to send letters to Moslem pieces of S--- kids! Or may be will drop British food on them instead of American food?

[hsszionist]

There are at least 2,000,000 Islamics in the U.S., one must assume the mullah was refering to the terrorists hiding among these so called peaceful people. Since they won't police themselves that leaves outside forces. The authorities need to act soon, one bad apple spoils the entire barrel.

[GeekDejure]

BREAKING NEWS: Mullah Mohammed Omar has declared a moron-a-torium regarding muzzelem female fighters!!! Henceforth, all muzzelem men will be obliged to surrender their 72 virgins to Omar . . . so he can build a massive, billion un-mom army of invincable babes to fight against the USA !!!

However, like the lying, deceitful slime-ball that he is, Omar conveniently fails to warn the muzzelem men, up front, that they must all DIE before he can have access to their virgins !!!

Hmmm . . . Kinda sorta sounds like a chapter of the Koran has been purposely witheld from the bulk of the muzzelem idiots, eh ???

[philosofy123]

When two college football teams are praying to God to help them win, do you think he does?

[KirkandBurke]

But we all KNOW that there are NO valid conspiracy theories.

You're right. That's why I'm drafting a national bill to eliminate the prosecutorial charge of Conspriacy across the country. I hope to have it ready for my congressman to submit after the 1st of the year. I'm sure it will sail through both houses and be signed by the President.

Finally, we'll be rid of that absurd injustice. No more "Conspiracy to commit..." charges. No more wasting the court's time with such frivolous fiction. After all, we all know that conspiracy doesn't exist. ;^)

[A Vast RightWing Conspirator]

I am announcing that I will soon begin thinking about beginning work on a plan to take over and then destroy the entire Galaxy.

You are all DOOMED!!!

I am BENDAR!!!! I have SuperPowers.

Did I mention that you are all DOOMED????

[Liberal Classic]

Their best is nowhere nearly good enough.

[dighton]

I would surrender to you, O mighty Bendar, but I've only just surrendered to these people.

[No!]

Look they could detonate 50 nukes and it wouldn't DESTROY the US...

Damage, yes, horrible, yes

They better use 5 million!

Don't TRED ON US!

[Jewels1091]

Let's just send the clintoons over there!!! The site of hiltery should stop them in their tracks!

[VietVet]

"...the destruction of America .... it is a huge task and beyond the will and means of human effort ..."

Well, he got that part right.

Maybe he expects the US to be wiped out by the Leonid meteor shower?

[Quix]

THANKS. No Walmart here. Costco though.

Think of me when you are being marched somewhere at the point of a CHICOM or RUSSIAN, CUBAN, MEXICAN etc. gun. . . or as you lie expiring in a pool of red stuff as a result of such a foreign long pointy thing.

Of course, if it's their nukes, I guess you won't have much time to think of much of anything . . . before seeing the light. . . in a manner of speaking.

[katykelly]

I'm going to keep my hair appointment today. I want to do my part for the economy.