A demonstrator's hair catches fire while buring a U.S. flag

AP Photo ^ | 10-8-01 | AP

[techcor]

I actually use to live in Beserkeley. I think Centaur (post #122) had a good idea. There should be a way to market to these people. Instead of asbestos maybe polyester. Ouch. After it melted they would never have to worry about not wearing something on their heads.

[michigander]

Speaking of which, are any marshmellows including the food packages we're dropping?

No. But there are graham crackers and chocolate.
He'd be the human smore.

[financeprof]

Looks like a major grease fire.

[Landru]

NOT derived from the old Herman's Hermits song, "Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter~~"!!??

Ohhhhh noooooooo!!!

[TRY ONE]

"Old Glory bites back!!!!!!!"

Dittos!!!!!!

[Landru]

"After it melted they would never have to worry about not wearing something on their heads."

Hell's Bells...*I* sense an opportunity here to apply some good, ol' fashioned American ingenuity.

What say we engineer every-other fiber of the polyester weave with something a tad *more* creative?
Say...a strand of something from the "family" of HE materials, for example.

Then?
The *primary* focus quickly escalates to...what head(s)? {g}

[Gelato]

It was going so well at first . . . check out his smile

[M Kehoe]

ROFLMAO!

How do you say "whoops" in arabic?

Post Toastee.

5.56mm

[rockchalkjayhawk]

you gotta see this.

[kaylar]

It's evil and wrong to laugh at human suffering. I know this. I will not laugh. I will not. I-

Oh, the hell I won't-BWAHAHAHA!!

Whatta maroon! You don't light a flag or anything else on fire when there's a breeze.

Please, God , make all our enemies this stupid.

[doug from upland]

Yes, it did and the song is already up and running.

[StarFan]

Hey!!! Isn't that guy the same guy that was on top of the WTC in that picture with the plane coming behind him? Sure looks like him, LOL

[a_federalist]

This presents one of those philosophical dilemma type questions.
You have a full bladder. Abdullahs hair catches on fire.
Do you hold it or relieve yourself?
It's a toughie. Both courses of action have their appeal.

[StarFan]

LOL - You are in peak form today!!!

[patriot31u]

One incorrect American Flag: Had kids make it

One can of gas and a lighter: Stole it

Polyester shirt: Stole that too!!

Getting a picture of you burning yourself up in front of your country men posted all over America:

PRICELESS!!!

[HamiltonJay]

Dumber than drunk frat boys! This is the face or our enemy.

[EternalVigilance]

My title:

"Old Glory Fights Back!"

Priceless.