Posted on 09/25/2001 12:32:26 PM PDT by kattracks
Yeah, our boys and the SAS should give the bastards as much mercy as the pigs gave to those poor flight attendants who throats were cut.
Terminate with extreme prejudice!
In the immortal words of a true American patriot, Let's ROLL!
Maybe so, but wait 'til you see your first (and last) fuel air bomb...
He reiterated that bin Laden, the Saudi-born dissident who has been living under Taliban protection in Afghanistan since 1996, was incapable of planning the sort of sophisticated suicide hijackings which levelled the World Trade Center and part of the Pentagon two weeks ago.
Taliban supreme leader Mullah Mohammad Omar went on to say that Bin Laden is such a dumba$$, that he could not pour pi$$ out of a boot, even if the instructions were written on the heel. "And did I mention again that Bin Laden is missing, hmm, did I? Well, he is! He's really, really, really, missing." "Omar went on to say that "Bin Laden is missing, you know. We really don't know where he is, because he's missing!"
On a more serious note, the United States was put on notice that Bin Laden and the Taliban have a secret fleet of submarines, which at this very minute could be patrolling waters just off the coast of the U.S. "Do not trifle with these craft, they are the most modern, technologically advanced craft available, and include luxuries for the crew such as screen doors and sun roofs," he stated.
"We have not neglected armaments on these craft either," he went on to say. "These craft are bristling with .16 inch flintlock guns," Omar said proudly. "And for long range warfare, they utilize the latest, state of the art, deck mounted trebuchets," he beamed.
"Let me go on record as saying that the U.S. and coalition forces will meet their doom at the hands of our fierce fighting force, which we refer to as "fierce fighting force." "Our soldiers possess the highest moral for the upcoming conflict, due to their daily training, consisting of chanting "We are a fierce fighting force! Yes, we really are!"
When contacted for comment on this stunning information, a spokesman at Janes Defence Weekly grimly stated "Yes, the information is true." "We have recently discovered the theft of many strategic items from the "Junkyard Wars" supply depot."
"All signs point to the ever nearing conflict as being a turkey shoot." "It appears that the Taliban may be completely obliterated from existence."
In the States, an ever increasing chant of "Let's Roll!" is becoming deafening, and American troops have had to be restrained from showing how anxious and ready they are to kick some major a$$.
Let's Roll!
Perhaps because he knows WE will not have to.
Hmmmm? Since he is telling Americans just WHY this act of cowardly animals was instigated, he must be a direct link to these atroscities:
Are they now implying that maybe THEY did it?
Is he making a CONFESSION?
Sounds like it to me!
GO GET EM GUYS!!!!!
It is time to act and act decisively.
American & "Western" Muslims NEED to get a FIRM GRIP on Those who use their ethnic & religious "fronts" to plot the Murder of Americans (INCLUDING American Muslims)!
SOME of these psychopaths hide within the Muslim & Arab & "MiddleEastern" communities in America. Most Americans understand the "Dilemma" faced by Americans in these Communities.
NEVERTHELESS, Americans need to expose these "Sleepers" to save the lives of MANY others.
The MOST Patriotic Act Arab-& "Muslim" Americans could NOW perform is to EXPOSE these "Phoneys," & SAVE the lives of MANY of their fellow Americans!
Doc
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