Climate change, already causing problems on Earth, could soon create a mess for orbiting satellites

The Associated Press ^ | March 10, 2025 | BY SETH BORENSTEIN (D-AP)

[Oldeconomybuyer]

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[Shady]

What an absolute crock of merde.

[HYPOCRACY]

It’s all the gas from those two astronauts stuck up there for the past 9 months.

[Captain Jack Aubrey]

The AP = Associated Propaganda.

[coloradan]

If I am reading this right, they are saying that more space for satellites means less space for satellites.

[mabarker1]

What drug are these lefty looney toons taking and/or smoking ?

With the comments out of the Canadaites worried about needing Nukes to protect themselves against The USA I’m pretty sure they are All using the same thing.

[CIB-173RDABN]

I am hoping that the shut down of the lefts slush fund otherwise known as USAID will soon end these “reports” on climate change. Without grant money I doubt they will do such studies.

In 1815 a volcano in the the south pacific erupted and put so much derbies in the air that it caused a real climate change -it was known as the “the year without summer.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_Without_a_Summer

Other then in small areas humans have not been able to duplicate this feat.

Climate change is just one tool in the globalist are using to enslave the people of the world.

[ifinnegan]

Climate change turned me into a newt.

[Sirius Lee]

SUVs are shrinking space. If this continues, soon there will be no space. The whole universe will be Earth’s atmosphere. Like in those 1930’s Flash Gordon movies.

[Tell It Right]

Global warming is increasing the pressure of the earth’s core which is magnifying the magnetic field and pulling in the satellites like a giant Ming the Merciless weapon! (Sarc alert, typed with Queen’s 1980 Flash song in mind)

[ComputerGuy]

Hilarious

[Gen.Blather]

“Climate Change Sends Earth Crashing into the Sun!!!” Details at eleven.

[armourenthusiast]

The AP believes that if they capitalize the word “White”, that the world will end.

[wetgundog]

I call B.S.

[Ex-Con777]

Yes, and the warming of the atmosphere is causing it to cool. My head hurts.

EC

[kinsman redeemer]

Climate change turned me into a newt.

(...giving you an opportunity here)

How can you type on the keyboard?

[ronnie raygun]

God father of climate change is Al Gore, boy did he pick a cash cow up to now

[Openurmind]

“What an absolute crock of merde.”

Absolutely. Isn’t colder denser? This is 180 degrees from fact. It is going to create even more drag on this hardware.

One of the goals in building automobile race engines is doing everything you can to cool the air coming into the engine so it is more dense and you can pack more into every compression stroke.

[ifinnegan]

I got better.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Part of the greenhouse effect that warms the air near Earth’s surface also cools the upper parts of the atmosphere where space starts and satellites zip around in low orbit. The cooling also makes the upper atmosphere less dense, which reduces the drag on the millions of pieces of human-made debris and satellites.

Complete and utter bullshite. Satellites do not orbit within the atmoshpere. They orbit well outside the atmoshpere...and for good reason.