Posted on 06/13/2024 10:22:33 PM PDT by thecodont
[“But it HAD to be 14 consecutive days in a row.” :)]
I worked for and was employed by the Department of Redundancy Department!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
really hope you attained and got Top Dog, Big Kahuna, bawanna, most High Potentate, the Big Cheese, bossman in yer guvmnt secretariat dept workin place that you work in.
LOL
I remember an old-school app, I guess it was an init, which used a hot-click in a corner of the screen to throw a phony but apparently working spreadsheet up to cover the browser nonsense or gaming that was really going on during work hours.
I also remember a coworker who sat near the elevator and the men's room used by the execs was near there. When some brass would come off the elevator, she'd start moving her hands around above the desk, as if she were doing something, or would pick up the receiver and push some buttons. She did more work avoiding work that most people do just working. :^)
sidebar, WFC was down, and only generates a bit more than 2% yield.
I would bet only a tenth of the federal workforce does any real work. 90% do nothing all day, especially those that have a Washington DC office. /spit
All you need is a little Windows Script to simulate a keyboard press every few seconds. Most companies won’t allow .Exe’s so a little script will do the trick. Just add a little screen candy to show that it’s working. Took 5 minutes.
All you need is a little Windows Script to simulate a keyboard press every few seconds. Most companies won’t allow .Exe’s so a little script will do the trick. Just add a little screen candy to show that it’s working. Took 5 minutes.
I forget which department it was, Commerce, Education, something like that had around 80% of their employees who were “working” from home never once log in to the network in two years.
https://www.loc.gov/item/2004679744/
As a night telegraph operator, Thomas A. Edison’s propensity to sleep was the mother of his first invention
This is what working from home will get you....
WELLS FARGO needs a complete revamp.
One of the oldest dead giveaways about the company bookkeeper being up to no good is that “HE/SHE NEVER wants to take a vacation.
They do not want ANY OTHER person to see what they are doing.
Have found embezzlers in my bookkeeping/accounting life...
ONE was a highly thought of VP who had been with the company for many years. I was making about $6 an hour when I tripped him up...HE was frog marched out the door when further audits traced his behavior. Not SAYING more-— but I still enjoy the fact that I caught him.
I will NEVER use BANK OF AMERICA or WELLS FARGO.
WILL PURCHASE postal money orders if I have to.
wow
The funniest take away is that Wells Fargo does not tolerate unethical behavior.
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