[Salman]

The criminals (and their families) are the mayor's constituents.

Next up: All the other car companies are to blame for all the carjacking because their cars are too difficult to steal the regular way.

[fruser1]

I’m going to sue the hospital where I was born because I am apparently aging and will eventually die.

[Burkean]

This is lik saying rape is a skimpy outfit problem.