[AlaskaErik]

This will soon be forgotten as the press sweeps it under the rug and moves on to the next breaking news story, whether it be real or manufactured. The “81,000,000” voters don’t care, as long as it keeps Trump out of the White House.

[Mr. Jeeves]

Everyone in Washington would win — except, of course, the public...

Except, of course, Queen Jill - who will burn the White House down before allowing anyone to take away her throne.