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You Should Mate With Short People to Fight Climate Change, Expert Says
Popular Mechanics ^ | January 19, 2023 | BY TIM NEWCOMB

Posted on 01/19/2023 6:22:13 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer

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To: Oldeconomybuyer

My wife is 4’11”. Somebody owes me money.


41 posted on 01/19/2023 7:50:54 AM PST by freedomjusticeruleoflaw (Strange that a man with his wealth would have to resort to prostitution.)
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To: Leep

Aboriginal Mexicans are indeed very short. The Mayans have been fighting global warming for millennia..


42 posted on 01/19/2023 7:54:30 AM PST by freedomjusticeruleoflaw (Strange that a man with his wealth would have to resort to prostitution.)
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To: Yo-Yo
Alright, before everyone gets their knickers in a bunch, may I first point out that Melissa Rauch is 4' 11" tall. Just sayin'...

Being short is no real handicap for women. But I really feel sorry for short men. I'm 6' 2" and broad shouldered, so I've never had any issues with predatory criminals, who are always looking for an easy victim. I'm retired military and retired LE and size does matter. And if it wasn't for us taller guys, all those short women wouldn't have anyone to ask for an item on the top shelf in the grocery store. And I've been asked a lot over the years.

43 posted on 01/19/2023 7:57:50 AM PST by AlaskaErik (There are three kinds of rats: Rats, Damned Rats, and DemocRats.)
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To: dforest

Lol! I had a short friend once, and the folks woild tease him. He was trying to reach something off a shelf once that was just out of reach, and another friend got a napkin off the table and laid it onmthe floor and said “there ya go. This should help”

The short friend was not amused lol


44 posted on 01/19/2023 7:58:45 AM PST by Bob434
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To: lefty-lie-spy

I can answer thay, about $1 trillion per year. (An old estimate decades ago was between $400 and $600 billion- I’m guessing the current amount would be 1 trillion or more beczuse of how illegals have increased tremendously- the estimates from before took I to account all expenses, both direct ie an illegal kills someone, and indirect- that illegal will cost much much more as ths states have to defend them, feed him, give him medical, and his victims must u dergo therapy, endure loss of income, likely lose their hom having to be represented in court etc- a,l these things were estimated and factored into the final esti ate)

If we fini s he’d the wall, AND kicked out all illegals, even if we spend $1 trillion doing so, we will be saving $1 trillion a year every year thereafter.


45 posted on 01/19/2023 8:03:48 AM PST by Bob434
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Ban the NBA.

Or at least limit it to those under 5’ 10”

Dunk contests would be fun!


46 posted on 01/19/2023 8:09:20 AM PST by John Milner (Marching for Peace is like breathing for food.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Why did God create so many imbeciles?


47 posted on 01/19/2023 8:14:15 AM PST by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how thery control you. )
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To: Yo-Yo

Petite is sweet


48 posted on 01/19/2023 8:26:24 AM PST by Vaduz (LAWYERS )
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

“And it is *essential* that heterosexuals data transgenders to prevent global warming.”


49 posted on 01/19/2023 8:35:19 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("All he had was a handgun. Why did you think that was a threat?" --Rittenhouse Prosecutor)
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To: Bob434

I am a female and as a kid was always called upon to be hoisted through windows when people were locked out.

It made me proud to be used...er needed. LOL


50 posted on 01/19/2023 8:40:36 AM PST by dforest (Joy Behar is a big mouth cow.)
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To: FarCenter

“ Short People by Randy Newman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfyS-S-IJs

My first thought exactly lol!
I’m so glad I’m not short (6’3”)

That song is hilarious


51 posted on 01/19/2023 8:49:28 AM PST by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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To: dforest

“ It made me proud to be used...er needed. LOL”

Do you have any idea how many little old ladies need something off the very top shelf at the grocery store? And of course I help them all (that could be my mother)


52 posted on 01/19/2023 8:52:21 AM PST by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
Hmm ... that could explain a few things ...


53 posted on 01/19/2023 8:54:56 AM PST by x
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To: x

She makes up for her petite size with her BIG mouth


54 posted on 01/19/2023 8:56:18 AM PST by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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To: NWFree

Thanks, maybe it was you who helped me once.


55 posted on 01/19/2023 9:04:26 AM PST by dforest (Joy Behar is a big mouth cow.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Livestock.
We are all livestock to these people.


56 posted on 01/19/2023 9:12:01 AM PST by _longranger81
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To: dforest

lol- I was real skinny when younger so i had to be the one to crawl under the houses we worked on if there wasn’t much room to maneuver-


57 posted on 01/19/2023 9:20:49 AM PST by Bob434
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To: aquila48

[[Why did God create so many imbeciles?]]

so that the rest of us can rightly say “Phew- glad i didn’t inherit their gene”


58 posted on 01/19/2023 9:23:49 AM PST by Bob434
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Man, that’s one heck of a pickup line. It means you’ll be mating with liberal women, though.


59 posted on 01/19/2023 9:30:57 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
You Should Mate With Short People to Fight Climate Change, Expert Says

I did exactly that! I (6'3", male) married someone shorter (5'8", female).

Vive la difference!

Regards,

60 posted on 01/19/2023 10:36:18 AM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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