FTX founder Bankman-Fried BEGS Bahamas judge to grant him bail because he's too 'depressed and vegan for jail': His parents leave court to fetch his MEDS - while he's accused of hiding $300m in Brazilian firm BEFORE filing for bankruptcy

Daily Mail UK ^ | December 13, 2022 | Jennifer Smith

[EEGator]

The whole thing stinks.

[Morgana]

” What does he think jail is? the Waldorf-Astoria? Sorry bud, but you’ll have to eat what your fellow inmates eat. Don’t worry. “

unless he claims to be a Moose Limb, then he gets a what do you call it? Hala hala hala diet?

[M1903A1]

Who was that again? Rings a bell but I can’t remember her name.

[Morgana]

“He is a 30 year old man child. He doesn’t even know how to groom himself like a man. He looks like a 15 year old boy, but he’s twice that age: 30 years old.”

I honestly thought he was around 21 from his pictures.

[M1903A1]

“Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!!”

“I’m a vegan!”

[PAUSE]

“Wakey wakey...vegetables and sadness!”

[EEGator]

Debra Lafave. Teacher that slept with her student.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debra_Lafave

[LegendHasIt]

Well, on the bright side, he will be able to practice his ‘polyamory’ in jail.

[Darksheare]

And with “feeling”.

[markman46]

Yes it does, when the fax collapse happen, I though of money launding