This will be the one to tune in to. He’ll be so worn out from reading the teleprompter and traveling that crankiness will set in. Something incredibly stupid or incoherent will come out his mouth. How much fun will this be?
Deserate.
He had to stop somewhere to change into a fresh pair of Depends?
Wow, Minnesota, Wisconsin and Iowa.
Three states all adjacent and in the same time zone, so a 35 minute flight between them.
I bet the jet lag will be incredible and cause lots of slurring and misspeaking, LOL.