China Blasts Off on Its Long March to Look for Life on Mars

Wall Street Journal ^ | 07/23/2020 | Trefor Moss

[dowcaet]

Exploring for new locations to build more sweatshops!

[shadeaud]

They see a new market for Chinese Wetuwants and kleenahs.

[shadeaud]

They see a new market for Chinese Wetuwants and kleenahs.

[tennmountainman]

China will need all the luck they can get.
It’s very hard to land successfully on Mars.

[Laslo Fripp]

Hainan island rings a bell for some reason...🇺🇸😈

[KarlInOhio]

to Look for Life on Mars

The space probe is probably so contaminated that it will infect Mars like its a New York nursing home.

[Lisbon1940]

Isn’t this why we have a Space Force?

[a fool in paradise]

If they don’t run a sterile ship when they launch, they just may find “life” that has stowed away on their little rocket.

[a fool in paradise]

They will declare it to be a space port and charge us a docking fee any time we visit.

[woodbutcher1963]

A new place to make Nike’s.

[Rebelbase]

Hope they are not thinking about settling there. Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids.

[Redwood71]

“They see a new market...”

If Martians have more than two feet, it will be a boom to their shoe industry.

rwood

[chrisser]

If they find life, they’ll just eat it.

[Ace's Dad]

“Raise Your Kids on Mars”?

You win the Internet! Sir Elton is pleased.

[JimRed]

COVID19 virus will be the life form China deposits on the Martian surface.

[Vaduz]

A doctor who spent 12 months on the ISS studied his blood and heart bones and the effects of man in space.
He stated in 100 months human bones would decrease so much that he would almost have no bones left.
So much for Mars camping.

[minnesota_bound]

China vs the Saudi’s on Mars. Who will win?

[DoodleDawg]

Isn’t this why we have a Space Force?

To prevent China from sending something to Mars? Why?

[Lisbon1940]

Ecause we are competting for domination of the battle space.