sure . Mr. there’s-no-place-in-NY-for-conservatives will do really well outside the blue strongholds
But now that Bernie quit the race, he no longer has a valid claim for the nomination.
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Telephone call between Biden and Bernie all satire:
Biden: “Hello Bernie and I am aware you were “Bernied” out of the nomination by Hillary and now by me and I really know how much that hurts as I was just “Cumoed” out of the nomination.”
Bernie: “You are a senile asshole, whom speaks word salad and fondles women and little girls. I also have noticed you do not fondle males or boys. I guess that is a plus but the LGBT movement would beg to differ. You definitely have a racial, gender, and sexual prejudice perversion gap. Thank god I am almost bald least you sniff my few hairs on my head. Did I mention you were a senile asshole, goodby?”
Joe stumbles through scripted interviews with friendly questions and whenever he goes off script delivers rambling disjointed statements that make little sense. Joe is also quick to show hostility if not anger when challenged. Remember his belligerence with the Iowa farmer or calling a person asking a pointed question a dog faced pony soldier? On a real campaign Joe would likely have a meltdown. The DNC will have to find another candidate and Cuomo would
be a logical choice.