Posted on 02/22/2020 5:36:13 PM PST by aimhigh
If Bernie liked “Fifty Shades of Gray”, we should write a book about him entitled “Fifty Shades of White”.
This man makes white rice look black, snow like ashes, and Ivory Snow like dog diarrhea.
He’s “so white” that the KKK rejected him for membership on those grounds. They didn’t want any “Uber White Guy” taking them over.
He’s so white that Ghosts cry with jealousy when they see him.
He makes “Whitey Bulger” seem like “Boston Blackie”.
If Bernie was a British soldier approaching the American forces at Bunker Hill, and he heard the American’s command “Don’t Shoot Until You See The Whites of Their Eyes”, he knew he had nothing to worry about because his eyes were “RED” and he would be wearing, appropriately enough, a “REDCOAT”.
Enough sh*ts and giggles tonight.
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He called sitting for hours and raising hands to use the can “Conservative” ? I call it statist. Most of the teachers today are fine with that and are mostly ultraleft.
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