Posted on 01/26/2020 12:02:40 PM PST by Eleutheria5
He probably just put on a burqa whenever searchers got close
Hard to hide that!
It’s always a leader. All chiefs and no braves (whatever they’re called over there).
They caught him again! Didn’t know he’d escaped.
Well, in his case, he gets 72 virgins as his reward, and they get him as their punishment.
Back when I was pretty overweight, though nothing like that, I once found myself surrounded by a crew of would-be muggers. The leader said, “alright. We don’t want any trouble,” and by the time he got to the word “trouble,” I was a block away.
In his case, the murder and the rape are spontaneous. Poor girls didn’t survive long enough for him to reach climax.
Feel sorry for those 72 virgins assigned to him, when that day comes.
excerpt:
The counsel that the healthy should not enter the land of the epidemic and the afflicted [/infected] should not exit from it
The counsel to cover the mouth when yawning and sneezing
The counsel to cover the vessels and tie the waterskin
The counsel to wash the hands before dipping them into vessels
source: https://www.aymennjawad.org/2020/03/islamic-state-advice-on-coronavirus-pandemic
No advice to work from home!
“No advice to work from home!”
What? Blow up their own furniture? The wives would bash them with a rolling pin for that.
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