Maybe we could help them with some campaign slogans:
BIDEN: Not as bad as he looks. Not as bad as he sounds.
BIDEN: Compared to the rest of the Clown Car, he is absolutely magnificent
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
“And maybe you have to swallow a little bit and say, ‘OK, I personally like so and so better’...”
The jokes are not only writing themselves, they are running for office.
39 posted on
08/20/2019 6:12:26 PM PDT by
Wilhelm Tell
(True or False? This is not a tag line.)
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
Vote for the Groper. Smell the Hair.
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
46 posted on
08/20/2019 6:26:00 PM PDT by
Chode
(Send bachelors, and come heavily armed!)
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
Hey Jill, are you OK with Joe swimming naked in front of women secret service agents?
51 posted on
08/20/2019 6:40:38 PM PDT by
aimhigh
(THIS is His commandment . . . . 1 John 3:23)
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
54 posted on
08/20/2019 6:52:27 PM PDT by
onyx
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
“Swallow a little bit” says Blue Pill Jill.
59 posted on
08/20/2019 7:30:36 PM PDT by
Dr.Deth
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
I just threw up a little. Mind bleach, STAT!
60 posted on
08/20/2019 8:00:12 PM PDT by
Rollee
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
61 posted on
08/20/2019 8:04:34 PM PDT by
Titus-Maximus
(The trouble with socialism is that you soon run out of other people's zoo animals to eat.)
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
Great posts. But I would suggest that swallowing alcohol is be preferable to some of the things suggested here.
62 posted on
08/20/2019 8:10:07 PM PDT by
KittyKares
(Drain the Swamp)
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
I wouldn’t count on Joe Biden being able to hit the ground with a shotgun.
A total stooge.
63 posted on
08/20/2019 8:21:04 PM PDT by
Boomer
(Our melting pot has turned into a pressure cooker)
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
A lady told a story the other day about serving in the Navy with a girl with the last name “Swallow.” She said, “You’ve never seen anyone work so hard to be promoted above Seaman.”
65 posted on
08/20/2019 8:23:57 PM PDT by
Rastus
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
I thought that was Mayor Peter Eater’s campaign slogan.
66 posted on
08/20/2019 8:28:01 PM PDT by
rfp1234
(NBC: Putting the TURD in Saturday.)
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
I hope she wasn’t talking to a group of Girl Scouts. Biden can’t seem to stay away from them...
68 posted on
08/20/2019 8:55:55 PM PDT by
BlueMondaySkipper
(Involuntarily subsidizing the parasite class since 1981)
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
You may not like living on your knees, but you will learn to love the taste.
69 posted on
08/20/2019 9:14:46 PM PDT by
Natty Bumppo@frontier.net
(We are the dangerous ones, who stand between all we love and a more dangerous world.)
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
Hold your nose and vote for my husband. - Great endorsement.
73 posted on
08/20/2019 9:26:13 PM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(You can vote your way into socialism but you have to shoot your way out of it.)
To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas
Swallow a little bit, then spit out the rest.
79 posted on
08/21/2019 5:01:39 PM PDT by
ImJustAnotherOkie
(All I know is The I read in the papers.)
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