[Zakeet]

... those poor dumb enviro-wacko libtards have no idea how ridiculous they sound ...

[rawcatslyentist]

Oh Noes! WE're Doooooomed! If the oceans keep retreating soon all shorefront property will be far inland causing their value to plummet and causing world wide economic collapse.

Go to the DMV and confess your sins to Obama, and pay your carbon tax!

[al_c]

Global Warming causes rising sea levels.

Global Warming causes lowering sea levels.

I’m so confused ...

[HamiltonJay]

What? The earth’s environment is a complex system, that we don’t remotely fully understand???

NO, You don’t say?

[pfflier]

I wish they would make up their minds. They keep on changing their narrative when the facts contradict them.

[kanawa]

Ho, ho, ho
It’s magic, you know
Never believe it’s not so
It’s magic, you know
Never believe, it’s not so

https://youtu.be/MzlK0OGpIRs

[robel]

So any deviation from the average is cause for alarm. Climate is the gift that keeps on giving.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

So....global warming is fixing global warming? Okay....

[Boogieman]

Wow, it’s almost like the planet has mechanisms in place to self-regulate changes in climate so that minor fluctuations do not spell doom and disaster like the computer models predict.

[mainerforglobalwarming]

Global warming is certainly not happening fast enough in the Northeast.