Michelle Obama Announces A New Memoir Her Publisher Calls 'Unusually Intimate' (Triple Bagger!)

People Magazine ^ | 2/25/18 | Sam Gillette and Sandra Sobieraj Westfall

[ProtectOurFreedom]

"Inspirational" - As in "For the first time in my adult life, I am really proud of my country because it feels like hope is finally making a comeback"

I was never so inspired by anybody as by Mooch. /s

Warning: Hold your nose while you read this!

[apocalypto]

This portrait does not look like Michelle Obama and makes her look bland and lifeless.

[rktman]

Two reporters to cover this? 🐂💨💩👹🍿🍻🇺🇸

[rktman]

Two reporters to cover this? 🐂💨💩👹🍿🍻🇺🇸

[Da Coyote]

Hotly anticipated.
By third graders and SJW majors.

[Huskrrrr]

A new Olympic event: Hurling

[Reno89519]

What, is she going to tell-all about living with a in-the-closet Muslim homosexual?

[rktman]

The portrait(?)or her. Applies in both instances from where I'm lookin'. 😹🍿🍻🇺🇸

[Leep]

That’s an improvement.

[BenLurkin]

Hussein and Mrs. Hussein sure do think highly of themselves.

[wardaddy]

Were she not such an ardent black nationalist like her husband ..maybe worse to be honest....aren’t they always?

Think Winnie Mandela ....

I’d give her a pass....she can’t help being so masculine and big but not in a svelte Elle Macpherson sorta way

But man she is angry

Lots black women do not much cotton to white folks especially white males

Weird to be honest

They’d be much better off statistically

[MarvinStinson]

Is she going to tell about how she changed from high school football player Michael Robinson

to college student Michelle Robinson?

[Leep]

It’s not enough to punish America..she is going worldwide.

[americas.best.days...]

Meaningless books. Money laundering for politicians.

[MarvinStinson]

It makes her grey, like a cadaver.

No blood circulation.

[RegulatorCountry]

Black folks call that “ashy.”

[Old Yeller]

Unusually intimate. She’s going to disclose how she is able to conceal her package when wearing a tight dress. Normally.

[Trillian]

It will be required reading in schools that are run by crazy people.

[lgjhn23]

“...and makes him look bland and lifeless....”
Fixed it.

[lee martell]

On the day of the portrait’s undraping, the artist was so, so very proud of herself. It still looks unfinished.

For Michelle, it was far more important that the painter was a good Black Liberation Progressive, than a good artist.