[aces]

well hell they could recycle his severed toes into potted meat and be environmentally friendly ya know..

toes in water in florida..here gator gator here gator

[Hot Tabasco]

I heard the other day on FOX that if a gator grabs a hold of you all you have to do is stick your fingers up its nose and it will let you go...........well, that’s what I heard.

[Bellflower]

On some discovery type show I watched the host was a guide in Africa. Supposedly a true story, he said he was by a pond that he knew was full of crocadiles and some people from the UN came through. He told them not to swim in the pond because of the danger of crocodiles. They said “Don't worry, were from the UN." and jump in for a swim. They were eaten.