American Airlines insists farty passenger wasn’t cause of emergency...Huh?

NewYork Post ^ | 07/17/17 | Yaron Steinbuch

[BlueLancer]

I thought you said "Fart gun" ...

[billyboy15]

To get DNA, you’d have to get a sample of something more solid.
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More solid? You ever been in the the area when a force 10 SBD is cut loose?

[Mat_Helm]

[hoagy62]

Of solids were left behind, I don’t wanna know.

[Joe Bfstplk]

I’ve peeled some wallpaper in my day, but I’ve never approached anything that could cause an emergency landing. Maybe 4-5 rows of fanning the barf bags..
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I planted a rose in an aisle at Walmart and watched shoppers walk into it. It was one of those that drained all eight sinuses.

[proud American in Canada]

LOL!

It’s a shame about Charlie Sheen. A lot of talent, completely squandered.

[Albion Wilde]

[DugwayDuke]

When my guard unit went to Korea for an exercise we worked in metal vans on the back of trucks, very cramped quarters. Two guys started eating Kimchi which works about like your East Indian food. The Major in charge moved their workstation outside where it was 28 degrees until they gave up the Kimchi.