[Rapscallion]

Come get them.

[markomalley]

■ Democratic Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe blamed the attack on “too many guns” and immediately called for more gun control.

Perfectly reasonable response when you consider that 93 million Americans are killed EACH DAY by gun violence.

McAwful is the smartest man in any room: therefore, the country has been utterly depopulated at least 52 times last year alone!

Obviously, we need some strict gun laws to prevent this utter depopulation!

(do I really need to say </sarc>?)