Hey Democrats: Confirm This!

Townhall.com ^ | February 2, 2017 | Kurt Schlichter

[oldvirginian]

He drew some serious blood here.

“Frau Harpyheimer.”

He knows her so well!

“Liberals’ dreams of electoral domination died like Bill’s libido when Hillary came home early that time the Real Housewives of Chappaqua were over visiting him in the hot tub and she tried to wade in.”

Almost lost my breakfast on that one.
Do NOT need that visual floating around in my head!

“Dressing like woman junk and slam gynopoetry from washed up ex-Hollywood bimbettes”

We’re going to the Freakers Ball y’all!

“We love being targeted by freakish weirdos who try and kill us to get the nookie in eternity they were too lame to score on Earth.”

Outside of rape rape that is.

Readers Digest was right: Laughter IS the Best Medicine.

[Rummyfan]

And since you get the same number of electors in New York, D.C., and the formerly Golden State whether you get 60 percent or 70 percent of the vote, your big, dumb march was just a big, dumb exercise in political onanism.

Exactly. Political onanism.

[Rummyfan]

I don’t know. The thought of Milo in a bikini lighting my Cohiba Siglo VI is rather disturbing.

I opt for Sofia Vergara.