Posted on 08/15/2016 9:21:11 AM PDT by Enlightened1
I have a title for Hillary’s quest for the white house in 2016:
A bridge too far.
Ad script:
Picture of Hillary being helped up steps.
Narrator: Hillary Clinton warned us about Barack Obama not being able to answer the phone at 3am...Hillary Clinton can’t answer the phone at 3pm - if at all.
Montage of pictures: Hillary drinking, Hillary drunk, Hillary falling down entering plane.
Narrator: Donald Trump knows that America’s enemies never sleep, don’t take weekends off and don’t have a biased media covering for them.
Video clip of Donald Trump in front of thousands.
Narrator: This is why Hillary Clinton refuses to release her medical records. She knows what would happen if the public knew the truth about her health.
Picture of Hillary Clinton having the head bobbing seizure, then zooming on the shocked face of the reporter.
Narrator: Hillary Clinton’s health - a risk too high for the United States and the free world.
I’m Donald Trump and I approve this message.
She’s a spent force-all the way around
I guess if she wins beast 1 gets to park in the handicapped spots.
It’s ok, Bill will be doing the hard stuff. I think the constitution says something about term limits, but there was no intent to violate it, so we won’t worry about silly stuff like that.
Like that!! Would make an awesome Trump ad!!
You’re hired!
Hillary was given drugs to calm her, a fresh set of depends to relieve her, was told that she’s winning to reassure her, and reruns of Sesame Street to entertain her. She’ll nap for 16 hours and wake up refreshed and ready to go #2 in her pantsuit. She’s the little old lady from Pasadena! (Go granny go!).
Coming next week: Hillary breaks a hip; George W. Bush to blame!
Hillary is reportedly taking weekends off. This country needs someone, not LOW ENERGY, who can work full time for America. Hey I am the same age as her and I feel great. I hope she’s okay.
I haven’t run a campaign in some time, but it seems to me that most voters are off on weekends and that would possibly be the best time to have them attend a rally.
Truth is, her voters don’t have jobs so it does not matter.
If she cant campaign seven days a week, she cant be president seven days a week either.
Note she has drooped the “i’m not at all tired” line and has replaced it with “i’m exhausted and after the convention i just collapsed.” Because she did so much at the convention.
According to the WSJ editorial today, Trump is toast.
Both loud sounds and flashing lights appear to do it.
Today I saw a comment...”Brittany Spears gets huge audiences and no one would vote for her”.
Just had to share this because of it’s amazing stupidity.
Maybe they will bring in Tea Leoni.
Or they could borrow the Hillary! from Madame Tussauds Wax Museum
hmmm seems like a tv series.
Zombies voting for a Zombie.
(the living dead? walking dead?)
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