Posted on 01/22/2016 10:02:53 AM PST by GodGunsGuts
Poor Teddy, he's desperate.
Actually, given the fact that the Mexican government is actually encouraging emigration to the United States by providing digital and hard copy guidance, maps, food and water for the trip and, in some cases, transportation to the border area, it wouldn’t be hard to make the case that it is not immigration, but an invasion by Mexico. I understand why, since the transfer of money from the US to Mexico is Mexico’s second largest source of income at approximately $23 billion. But we can’t offend the Mexican government by saying so, now can we...
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage.
Suddenly a lion grabbed her by the cuff of her jacket, trying to pull her into the cage while her parents screamed and bystanders gaped with horror.
The biker jumped off his Harley, ran to the cage and hit the lion square in the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumped back letting go of the girl and the biker picked her up and handed her to her parents.
A reporter from the Huffington Post was at the zoo covering a human interest story and saw everything. He remarked to the Harley rider, “Sir, that was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve ever seen a man do!”
The rider replied, “It was nothing really. I did a lot scarier things than that overseas. The lion was behind bars, this little kid was in danger so I acted.”
The reporter said, “I’ll make sure this is covered. I’m a journalist and this will be front-and-center on our blog. So what do you do for a living and what’s your political affiliation?”
The biker replied, “I’m a U.S. Marine, a conservative and a Trump supporter.”
That afternoon the Post ran the story headline:
“U.S. Marine Assaults African Immigrant and Steals His Lunch”.
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