How not to squander the $800 million Powerball jackpot

WaPo ^ | 01-08-2016 | Jonnelle Marte

[Norm Lenhart]

The new stuff is nice and faster and quicker but There’s no sound better than an oldschool V8 camming it’s ass off.

Except maybe a 351 Cleveland at over 7 grand ;)

[Ditter]

If I won I could see me having The Big One immediately after matching the numbers!

[CommerceComet]

How not to squander it?? Let it ride. Buy 800 million worth of tickets on the next power ball .....

LOL. Someone should figure out how long it would take for the winner to go broke reinvesting the lottery winnings.

[CatherineofAragon]

Or in other words:

NORM FALLS OFF THE EARTH NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.

And dies happy.

[Lazamataz]

DRAGONSHOUT!!!!

((((boooommmm))))

[Norm Lenhart]

And really, is there any other kind of dying when an insatable Lydiabot is involved?

I THINK NOT!!! ;)

(Wait...800 mil would buy more than 5 Japanese engineers...)

[Lazamataz]

If I won I could see me having The Big One immediately after matching the numbers!

Don't you worry. I would snatch that ticket as it gently fell, like a feather out of your hand, to the earth.

You would have a fantastic funeral, with fireworks and dancing girls!

[US_MilitaryRules]

Except the bank. You have to open about 1600 bank accounts. FDIC only allows 250k for insurance.

[Norm Lenhart]

None of this Fus-Roh-Dah stuff.

Ahem...ALL-FOR-MEEEEE!!!!!

But once the engineers finish my army of Lydia Sexbots I will be sure to begin work on the models of your choice.

I am afterall Volarian Lionheart - Hero of the people (and 45 other honorifics and I bring ...er...things to those without. Sorta like a Nord Santa Claus...with stripper chicks and buff dude-bots.

[CatherineofAragon]

My own SUV! I love you. And I’m seriously looking forward to it because I know that you’re going to win. You’ll grab Fate, wrest him to the ground, and throat punch him until he gives up that winning number.

I need some new Justin boots! Would you believe I have two pairs? Black and red. It’s my second black pair...I wore the others out. Maybe this time I can get a fancy pair.

Since you’re going to win, there’s no point in me making any plans, but I can dream.

IF I won, I’d throw a big party for FR Cruz supporters...maybe wait until he wins the nomination and have it then. I’d fly you guys in here and we’d have a ball. I know Laz is a Trump guy, but he would have to come,too, because we love him and he’s a sweetheart no matter who he supports, and I know he likes Cruz, anyway.

Hell, Cruz can come. And Norman Reedus. Make it a REAL party.

[Lazamataz]

I want a THIS

[TADSLOS]

[Ditter]

You are just so sweet Laz. I knew I could count on you. ; )

[Norm Lenhart]

“I know Laz is a Trump guy, but he would have to come,too, “

Sure. Takes care of the dinner menu. Throw some garnish on him and we’ll be good to go. Being the devl’s children and all It’s appropriate for us to engage in a little human sacrifice ;)

[CatherineofAragon]

What IS that? Can you really buy it?

I guess we know who to look for when the ZA happens,lol...everybody will be piling into Laz’s tank.

[CatherineofAragon]

"Sure. Takes care of the dinner menu. Throw some garnish on him and we’ll be good to go. Being the devl’s children and all It’s appropriate for us to engage in a little human sacrifice ;)"

*stepping carefully back out of the way*

Choose your weapons!

[hoagy62]

My dad tells me, “if you’re under 50, take it over time...if you’re over 50, lump sum”.

Sadly, I live in one of those states where you can’t remain anonymous. I’m not sure how one could pull off ‘disappearing’ after a huge lottery win if you’re required to be identified.

[CatherineofAragon]

"But once the engineers finish my army of Lydia Sexbots I will be sure to begin work on the models of your choice."

YOU are a gentleman.

[Norm Lenhart]

Well we HAVE to live up to our reps as Cruzers don’t we?

[DugwayDuke]

“Sadly, I live in one of those states where you can’t remain anonymous. I’m not sure how one could pull off ‘disappearing’ after a huge lottery win if you’re required to be identified.”

So, why would you not want to move? $350M, you can move your parents too.

I really love where I live but I will tell you that my house will be for sale if I win $350M.