[PROCON]

he found the Kalashnikov he was carrying in a park near the Gare du Midi rail station in Brussels where he was in the habit of sleeping.

Wow, what a coincidence, I found an AK-47 too the other day on a stroll, just laying there.

On a serious note, do you see where this BS defense might lead to?

[kaehurowing]

He found the box cutter and handgun by accident too.

[AlanGreenSpam]

And who wants to bet the Bork Obunga won’t even invite these 3 heroes to the Black House for a medal of honor or any kind words from the President.

Bork Obunga is probably secretly pissed at these confident courageous guys. They’re too masculine and too “American” (at least the old American style) for Bork Obunga.

[dfwgator]

Joseph Takagi: You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?
Hans Gruber: Who said we were terrorists?

-Die Hard