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He is Mr. Frisby!
My Brian Williams story is a true one, unlike his... I was working a detail for a film festival where the liberal swells were in full glory. Lyin’ Brian came off of the stage and walked out front to get into his limo when he spots me and chortles, “Well, officer, I see you have crime under control out here,” with condescension dripping from his voice. I looked at him and said, “Crime is about the one growth industry these day, thanks to Obama’s policies.” A batch of people laughed. Lyin’ Brian gave me the standard harrumph of the better class and walked away. I yelled at him, “Hey, it’s ok if you use that line. No worries!” Heh, heh, heh - love seeing him getting clubbed like a baby seal!
“...he told Alec Baldwin...” ?