Posted on 02/07/2015 1:08:02 PM PST by Cheerio
lol
Did you realize that, back in the day, when I was embedded with the Mujaheddin in Afghanistan, I was able to single-handedly turn back the depredations of a little blond Greek guy who then burst into tears because he had no more worlds to conquer. Thanks to me and my stalwart companions, we crossed the Rubicon and kicked his azz back to Macedonia!
But I needed to find that element! After trying thousands of experiments, working deep into the night, I finally settled on Radium, but I think it made me sick, so I traveled to the Congo and founded a hospital for the natives, and worked tirelessly among them, overcoming my illness with good-deed-doing..
Now I need to get back up onto my High Horse and do so inquisitioning.
(Bet you didn’t expect the Inquisition!)
I remember something about a news helicopter he was in supposedly being fired on and wouldn’t be surprised if he was the one behind the story.
Do we have his college grades, yet?
Whenever you watch the news everybody is a Fred Sanford. It’s always the Big One.
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