"Hands Up, Walk Out" at UMass

The Daily Collegian (UMass/Amherst) ^ | 12/2/14 | Kotoch

[Zeppo]

A four minute, 30 second moment of silence was held to remember the four hours and 30 minutes Brown lay dead on the sidewalk in the St. Louis suburb.

Why couldn't they keep silent for the whole four hours and 30 minutes?

Either this is evidence that the students are so enervated by ADHD that they can not concentrate on a single thought for any longer than a few minutes, or else it shows that their commitment to "the cause" is pretty weak.

Michael Brown talked the talk and walked the walk, but these effete liberal pussies are "concern trolls" who can't even convincingly demonstrate their leftist "solidarity". Kids these days, sheesh!

OK, I confess, my real goal is to make stupid leftist child-impersonators shut up for almost five hours. It could have worked...

[stboz]

What a bunch of demwits. They seem to believe their behavior will make everything alright everywhere for everybody.

"Morons! I've got morons on my team!"

Percy Garris (Strother Martin) in "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid."

[ScottinVA]

“Unarmed black teenager”

*DRINK!!*

[<1/1,000,000th%]

They’re racists at Umass.

[baddog 219]

[EEGator]

In-State
Tuition/Fees: $13,258
Room/Board: $9,940
Total: $23,198

Out-of-State
Tuition/Fees: $27,974
Room/Board: $9,940
Total: $37,914

[sergeantdave]

“Approximately 800 University of Massachusetts students, faculty and staff = Buckwheat’s secret army, better than the1st and 3rd Marine Divisions, superior to the Army 101st Airborne, better than the entire US Navy fleet and able to leap tall buildings better than the US Air Force.

[hawkaw]

Classic!