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Motorcyclist who jumped nude from cliff reportedly swerved to avoid turkey
Press Democrat ^ | October 7, 2014 | RANDI ROSSMANN

Posted on 10/07/2014 9:33:45 PM PDT by rey

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Odd. This isn't far from where the bicyclist hit the squirrel.
1 posted on 10/07/2014 9:33:45 PM PDT by rey
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Swerve and crash. Then strip and throw yourself off a cliff? Huh?


2 posted on 10/07/2014 9:36:40 PM PDT by Ray76 (We must destroy the Uniparty or be destroyed by them.)
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To: rey

I heard this can happen sometimes with too much Wild Turkey!


3 posted on 10/07/2014 9:37:02 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: Ray76

You don’t hear about that every day.


4 posted on 10/07/2014 9:37:08 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: rey

This turkey is powerful.


5 posted on 10/07/2014 9:38:14 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: rey; Slings and Arrows; Clive; exg; Alberta's Child; albertabound; AntiKev; backhoe; ...
He's Canadian and we celebrate Thanksgiving next week. He should've bagged that turkey.

To all- please ping me to Canadian topics.

Canada Ping!

6 posted on 10/07/2014 9:38:59 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (Will steal your comments & post them on Twitter)
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To: rey

As god is my witness I thought I could fly.


7 posted on 10/07/2014 9:39:56 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (It's a shame nobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care)
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Serious psychoactives, imho. Surprised he managed to keep it upright as long as he did.


8 posted on 10/07/2014 9:40:05 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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It’s amazing how stupid you can get if you’re injured and in pain. If he hit his head, all bets are off.


9 posted on 10/07/2014 9:40:33 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (Will steal your comments & post them on Twitter)
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To: tumblindice

Gangsta turkey. “Get off the bike. Now take off your clothes. (turkey ransacks clothes for wallet) Now jump. Jump! (jumps on bike and leaves)”


10 posted on 10/07/2014 9:42:33 PM PDT by Ray76 (We must destroy the Uniparty or be destroyed by them.)
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To: rey

This guy has a future in Congress.


11 posted on 10/07/2014 9:44:11 PM PDT by Rome2000
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" Without cell service"

Bummer, no YouTube for you!

12 posted on 10/07/2014 9:44:55 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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Too easy...


13 posted on 10/07/2014 9:45:57 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: rey

I had to read parts of this twice, just to be sure of the tale.


14 posted on 10/07/2014 9:48:21 PM PDT by Nepeta
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To: rey

If I’ve heard that story once, I’ve heard it a hundred times.


15 posted on 10/07/2014 9:49:51 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Ray76

In the Fearnet movies, that kind of stuff always happens when one of the hard body teenagers says,
“That’s odd. I can’t get any cell service.”

That’s when the turkey makes his move.


16 posted on 10/07/2014 9:49:59 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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That’s the fact. Can’t trust those turkeys. They flash some feathers and next thing you know.... They got your bike and you’re waking up at the bottom of a cliff.


17 posted on 10/07/2014 9:55:15 PM PDT by Ray76 (We must destroy the Uniparty or be destroyed by them.)
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To: Squawk 8888

Hard hits to the head can cause a dream state of confusion. Best way to describe my experience.


18 posted on 10/07/2014 9:56:00 PM PDT by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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To: rey

Terrible journalism. How is the turkey?


19 posted on 10/07/2014 9:57:36 PM PDT by TigersEye (ISIS is the tip of the spear. The spear is Islam.)
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To: rey

A remarkably similar event occurred to me back when I was just a corporal in the fight against the Maylay rebels...


20 posted on 10/07/2014 9:59:37 PM PDT by VanShuyten ("a shadow...draped nobly in the folds of a gorgeous eloquence.")
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