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Police: Do Not Call Us if Facebook Is Down (911 Inundated; FEMA Needed)
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| Aug 01, 2014
| Rob Polansky
Posted on 08/01/2014 2:13:17 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
Symptom of the dysfunctional and self-obsessed society that now spans between our borders.
Is this article for real or is it sarcasm?
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posted on
08/01/2014 2:48:38 PM PDT
by
fivecatsandadog
(IMPEACH THE IMPERIAL P.O.S.. ARREST, CONVICT, INCARCERATE, DEPORT.)
To: moovova
I read Twitter was down as well yesterday.
To: dynachrome
Maybe he did an you just don’t know because it was in your Facebook feed.
To: Opinionated Blowhard
“It’s times like this that I really do fear for the future of the Republic.”
Agreed.
To: nickcarraway
Nostradamus predicted this in his 495th quatrain:
A man yclept BurgerZuck,
Will bring a speaking cluck,
To many millions & c.,
A social media spree.
It will go down in El Lay,
On a certain Day,
Nine Hundred plus ten and one,
Will deal with urgency connected to the Zuck one.
To: nickcarraway
* If Free Republic is ever down, remain calm and call the National Guard, the French Foreign Legion, Batman, and Jim Thompson. Please remain CALM.*
Get on the CB channel 11 and form a Pony Express type relay of messages across the country.
10-4
To: lacrew
Keep in mind— the kids and younger people do not use Facebook anymore. These are older people acting the fool.
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posted on
08/01/2014 3:16:12 PM PDT
by
riri
(Plannedopolis-look it up. It's how the elites plan for US to live.)
To: nickcarraway
But what if I can’t get Chicken McNuggetts at 10 AM?
That must surely be an emergency!
48
posted on
08/01/2014 3:19:29 PM PDT
by
airborne
(My heroes don't wear capes - My heroes wear dog tags!)
To: nickcarraway
Really! Who cares if FaceBook is down?
I can exist without it.
Those that cannot are too weak to deserve a ride on planet Earth.
49
posted on
08/01/2014 3:27:10 PM PDT
by
Minutemen
("It's a Religion of Peace")
To: nickcarraway
Every one of these idiots should be charged with misuse of 911. A heavy fine or even a weekend in jail at the very least.
How freaking stupid are these folks?
50
posted on
08/01/2014 3:31:43 PM PDT
by
Don W
(To laugh, perhaps to dream...)
To: molson209
all the Kool people have already left FacebookDon't know about "kool," but those over 70 IQ bailed after a few months; years ago.
51
posted on
08/01/2014 3:34:49 PM PDT
by
publius911
( Politicians come and go... but the (union) bureaucracy lives and grows forever.)
To: don-o
Why has there never been Idiocracy II? It would be a blockbuster.You've never watched Bill O'Reilly, have you.
I just don't understand why OBloviator didn't ask Nancy Lugosi if the birth certificate on the White House web site was genuine.
Would have been a lot more "authoritative."
52
posted on
08/01/2014 3:39:16 PM PDT
by
publius911
( Politicians come and go... but the (union) bureaucracy lives and grows forever.)
To: bicyclerepair
Don’t some people call 911 when they say McDonalds screwed up an order or ran out of Chicken McNuggets???
To: nickcarraway
These people are really that incredibly stupid and needy that they called 911 because Facebook was down?
54
posted on
08/01/2014 3:52:14 PM PDT
by
wastedyears
(Everything Obama does wrong is Bush's fault.)
To: GeronL
55
posted on
08/01/2014 4:17:39 PM PDT
by
Travis McGee
(www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
To: Travis McGee
POLICE: Do not call us when liberty dies.
56
posted on
08/01/2014 4:21:17 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: moovova
No need to call 911. I can assure they already know.
57
posted on
08/01/2014 4:30:23 PM PDT
by
MPJackal
("From my cold dead hands.")
To: PATRIOT1876
Ham radio - go to 146.520, the 2 meter hailing frequency then we’ll move off to other, less used frequencies.
58
posted on
08/01/2014 4:54:44 PM PDT
by
Mogger
(Independence, better fuel economy and performance with American made synthetic oil.)
To: nickcarraway
When Facebook goes down, does Assbook come up in its place?...Or are they really one in the same?
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posted on
08/01/2014 4:57:39 PM PDT
by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: nickcarraway
If FreeRepublic is down for an extended period, grab your bugout bag and haul a$$....the Progressives have gone rogue and FEMA is on the way!!
60
posted on
08/01/2014 5:37:59 PM PDT
by
RetiredTexasVet
(His Arrogance would love to replace John Kerry-Heinz but all the trained monkeys turned him down.)
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