Posted on 07/15/2014 2:45:10 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
Wow,the face that sank a thousand ships.
They hate God most of all.
Funny, all the Comments I left there are “awaiting Moderation”. LOL
Pamela Jo Powers born 30 Jul 1951
married to Rodney McCall Queen (1984-2001)
married to James Patrick Hanley (Nov 2011)
I’m a lot of these things, and more:
You would be a redneck if
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you’ll wear to the 4-H Fair.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.
You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
You mow your lawn and find a car.
You can spit without opening your mouth.
Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
You’ve ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
You’ve ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.
Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You think mud rasslin’ should be an Olympic sport.
The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You’ve ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You’ve ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
Your Christmas tree is still up in February.
You’ve ever been arrested for loitering.
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’ouvre.
There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
You’ve ever shot anyone for looking at you.
You own a homemade fur coat.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your momma has “ammo” on her Christmas list.
You’ve totaled every car you’ve ever owned.
I re-built the carburetor to a Dodge 318 on our kitchen table.
I ran the stock of an SKS carbine through the dishwasher to get the cosmoline out of it.
Feel free to try and top.
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Well I do have a scar from a muskrat bite on my thumb.
Same here, but on my thumb webbing where a catfish `gigged’ me with its barbel. This was before I learned how to hold one.
I believe some sort of scar from a critter/varmint/fish should be minimum qualification for admittance to the club.
If given a choice to side with so called ‘Rednecks’ and a far left wing ragtag progressive alleged newspaper like the Tucson Progressive I suppose I’ll have to side with the Rednecks. The Tucson Progressive certainly does not appear to have my best interests at heart nor Americas.
Thanks for that picture.
Nice to see the Brown Power America hating punks showing their true colors.
We ran into some of them trying to incite violence in Murrieta last week.
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